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I knocked someone over in Mombasa and he broke his leg. But I gave him £10 and he seemed really pleased.

model Caprice

 


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(or, The Books Least Likely To Appear on the New York Times Bestseller List)

Bombproof Your Horse

A Pictoral Book of Tongue Coating

Life and Laughter ‘midst the Cannibals

Be Bold With Bananas, by the Australian Banana Growers Council

The Inheritance of Hairy Ear Rims

Big and Very Big Hole Drilling

Hand-Grenade Throwing as a College Sport

A Study of Hospital Waiting Lists in Cardiff, 1953-1954

The Flat-Footed Flies of Europe

A Toddler's Guide to the Rubber Industry

Mucus and Related Topics

Hand-Grenade Throwing as a College Sport

Collect Fungi on Stamps

Tea Bag Folding

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?


STUPID WISDOM FROM A PUNDIT
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former Playboy model/reality tv star Kendra Wilkinson on roughing it: Kend.jpg (14721 bytes) "The first time I mailed something on my own, like a couple of months ago, I didn't put a stamp on it!  My mom, she was like, 'Are you serious? You didn't put a stamp on your mail?' I'm like, 'Dude, I've never been on my own before, how am I supposed to know?'"  

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June 2010

THE TOP TEN STUPIDEST EXAMPLES OF BUREAUCRATIC BLATHER


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THE WORST POEM EVER WRITTEN IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

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SIGNS OF STUPIDITY

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THE TOP SEVEN LEAST SEXY SEX SCENES WRITTEN BY POLITICIANS AND WASHINGTON INSIDERS

7. He held her breasts in his hands. Oddly, he thought, the lower one might be larger . . .

At length he walked around to the deer’s head and, reaching into his pants, struggled for a moment and then pulled out his penis. He began to piss in the snow just in front of the deer’s nostrils....He asked if they should fuck the deer.
-- from The Apprentice by I. Lewis (Scooter) Libby, former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney

6. [She] finally came to him in the bed and shouted ‘Arragghrrorwr!’’ in his ear, bit his neck, plunged her head between his legs and devoured him.
-- from Full Disclosure by Nixon speechwriter William Safire

5. Her skirt was very short, and Josh found himself mesmerized by her perfectly shaped, silken legs with kneecaps that reminded him of golden apples — he couldn't remember having been captivated by knees before — and her lustrous thighs. -- from A Time to Run by Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA)

4. She romped on top of Simolzak's huge frame, straddling him with her hands on his chest, her back arched and her breasts flailing wildly in the air. Her back was to him and her long hair swung from side to side as if accentuating the abandonment of her screams. -- from Lost Soldiers by Senator James Webb (D-VA)

3. Tsa Li froze, her lips still enclosing Rand’s glans..   -- from Out of Control by Nixon Watergate figure G. Gorden Liddy

2. Suddenly the pouting sex kitten gave way to Diana the Huntress. She rolled onto to him and somehow was sitting athwart his chest, her knees pinning his shoulders. 'Tell me, or I will make you do terrible things,' she hissed. -- from 1945 by former Congressman Newt Gingrich (R-GA)

1. Okay, Shannon Michaels, off with those pants! -- from Those Who Trespass by pundit Bill O'Reilly


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