Simply because it’s an excuse to add the term “robot butt” to your lexicon

This headline on Medical Daily robot butt was eye-catching to say the least …

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Problematic news caption of the day

MEMORIAL DAY drink and drive exhortation caption

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A menu item that will really shake you up!

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A not-very-sweet 16 party surprise from above

It was a great sweet 16 birthday party … until a plane flew over and dropped a load. Literally.  As the birthday girl’s stepfather put it:

“It was brown, it was everywhere, it got on everything.”

On the plus side:  They saved the cake.

 

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from the Only in Japan department: Because haven’t you always wondered how you could get tomatoes automatically dispensed to you while running?

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Extremely vital newspaper corrections

klepto

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from the Intriguing Police Blotter Items desk

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Great moments in misinterpreted song lyrics

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Spelling outrage of the day

wensday

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Apparently we’ve all been pronouncing “parmesan” wrong all these years …

Just click on the audio link in the Cambridge dictionary listing and you’ll learn how it’s really pronounced.  Who’da thunk?!?

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Barista spelling in action

stephen

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Extremely yummy menu item of the day: perfect for a post-workout meal?

sweat and sour pork

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Quite the deal!

bad sale price bagels

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Hair don’t of the day

helicopter hair

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As seen on a Bangkok menu — and which begs the question, “Can your uterus also be piquant?”

menu uterus bangkok

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Unfortunate juxtaposition of the day

juxta gun show
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On the highway to irony

road to success

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Why lounge singers need to be very, very careful with their song choices.

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What the h …

death treats
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Meanwhile in Japan …: A particularly odd game show moment

… in two game show contestants try to blow a roach (no, not that kind, the icky kind)  into the other’s mouth.  Such fun!

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from the Warnings We Didn’t Know Were Needed department

dull hatchets
Sage advice from the North Adams, Mass. police department: “Chasing bears through the woods drunk with a dull hatchet is strongly not advised.”

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Great moments in British hats: or “Is that a bedroll on your head or are you just happy to see me?”

bedroll hat

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from the Department of the Bleeding Obvious

headline females likelier to test for female disease bn
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Police blotter item of the day

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Happy Mother’s Day from Team Stupidest

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