TARA REID
(Note: Pericles was the guy who was the general of Athens during its Golden Age. He didn't do anything with potatoes.)
KATHY IRELAND
(Note: Yom Kippur is not Japanese. It isn't a person, either. It is a Jewish holiday.)
SNOOKI
(Note: The Pilgrims were here in the 1600s, not the 1920s. And they didn't have indoor plumbing.)
SHAQUILLE O'NEIL
(Note: The Parthenon is a famous ancient Greek temple on the Acropolis outside of Athens.)
TOMMY LEE
(Note: Abraham Lincoln, a triangle with two equal sides that can be anywhere including Bermuda, and no.)
Obviously since hardly anyone knows or gives a crap who Pericles is, you have just made yourself look even dumber by having to explain the pun…
? Pun? There’s no pun here.