Author Archives: Team Stupidest

The Stupidest — or at Least Deadliest — Disco Medley Imaginable (incorporating Osmonds & Sweathogs)

Oh, and Paul Lynde in a huge Afro.  And Barney Miller, too.  We’re warning you …  redundant variety hour

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The Stupidest Somewhat Ironic Language-Related Headline

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from the Retro and Ridiculous Bad Hair Department, Special Religious Figure Evoking section

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The Stupidest Tough -to -Do Peace Negotiation Suggestion from a Big Brain in Congress

Let’s look at Innovative Zombie Foreign Affairs (thanks to creative Rep. Joe Pitts of Pa.):  Because what better way is there to create Middle East peace than negotiations between a dead Palestinian and a comatose Israeli?  

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The Stupidest Sadly Accurate Store Sign

Well, they’re not liars …                 22 words

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The Stupidest Possibly Sartre-Inspired Sign

This, of course, could be difficult to do.

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form the Stupidest Sports Photo Gallery, Special Swimming Section

Synchronized swimming, an x-treme sport?

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The Stupidest Not Very Sound No Smoking Sign

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The Stupidest and Least Soulful Version Ever of Soul Classic “Land of a Thousand Dances” from the Vintage Video Department

The Lawrence Welk Show proves how much it can groove.  (Not much.) redundant variety hour

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from the Stupidest Photographs Division, Special Exciting Section

                    world of wonder

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A “This Had To Be on Purpose” Moment from the Stupidest Headline Department

                  charles apple

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The Stupidest Mom-Veg-We’re Not Listening Newspaper Stories

Fingers in ears.  LA LA LA LA LA LA ….  

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The Stupidest Important Sports Uniform News Segment — from the Vintage Video Department

Who among us hasn’t thought about sports uniforms and why some should be better?  Herewith, a gripping (truly) news segment (in German) about soccer fashions.  From 1970.  And bad dancing is (happily) involved. 22 words

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Happy Mother’s Day from Stupidest.com!

                    (original photo © Jerry Schatzberg)  

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The Stupidest Let’s Get Dressed w/ The Duke of Bedford – from the Rather Peculiar Vintage Video Department

A 1959 mini-doc showing the Duke, yes, getting dressed in 90 seconds. Amazing. Zip zip. (Well, actually. we don’t know if that’s super-fast or what.  But for some reason, it’s filmed … and it’s here.)  (We’re still not sure why.) … Continue reading

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The Stupidest and Most Evocative (not to mention Gynecological) Metro Sign

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The Stupidest Hunting Season for Cops Headline

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The Stupidest Extremely Cutesy and (perhaps) Cloying Disco Fabulosity

It’s… Pink Lady!  (oh my)

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The Stupidest Zippy Music Video that Could Make You Go Postal

from the Highly Peculiar Vintage Video department, it’s the Swingin’ Six singing about zip codes in this groovy U.S. Postal Service  production.

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The Stupidest Meat-Related Sign

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The Stupidest but Definitely Accurate Weather Forecast

from the Can’t Argue With That Department …

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The Stupidest but Quite Creative Way to Stay Cool

Introducing … The Super Cool Bra — with cooling gel packs!  Because who wants hot boobs?  

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The Stupidest Not Quite Snappy High Sign Slogan

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The Stupidest More Gynecological Than They Hoped (we hope) Sign

Sometimes an idea is best on paper.  And it really sucks on a sign …

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The Stupidest and Definitely Most Novel Novelty Act from the Vintage Video Department

For some reason (and we can’t imagine why), foot jugglers just aren’t that common these days.  Maybe it’s the recession?

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