The Stupidest Inadvertent Pot-Smoking Endorsement

During the Q&A segment of  Miss America pageant, Miss Iowa Mariah Cary answers a question about marijuana legalization, explaining that she thinks the drug should only be used medicinally.  Oh, and recreationally.  (We suspect she doesn’t quite understand what “recreationally” means …)

“I think that depends on the situation. I personally know people who have had to go to medical marijuana for their last resort, for their health care and I completely agree with that. However, I don’t think it should be used for anything but recreational use and health care.”

The Stupidest and Most Idiotically Intriguing Explanation of New Laws, Beauty Queen Style

Direct from Las Vegas and the Miss Universe pageant of the other night, we present Miss Venezuela, Irene Sofia Esser Quintero, cogently answering the question:  “If you could make a new law, what would it be and explain why.”


Her answer: “I think that any leys [Spanish for “laws”] there are in Constitution or in life, are already made. I think that we should have… uh… a straight way to go… in our similar, or, eh, in… in our life has it this. For example, I am a surfer and I think that the… the best wave that I can take is the wave that I wait for it. So… please… do our only… eh… law, that we can do. Thank you, Vegas.”