Category Archives: stupid brand names

The Stupidest Socks for Any Tom, Dick or Harry from the Close, but No Cigar Department of Brand Knock-offs

Maybe they’re personalized?

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The Stupidest Less-Than-Appetizing Tofu Burger

This fails to get those gastric juices going for some reason. thanks to Natalie and James Lovegren

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from the Unfortunate Business Names Department, Particularly Putrid Personal Services division

This doesn’t quite work, does it?

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The Stupidest Evocative-for-the-Wrong-Reasons Fashion Label

We’re sure that someone thought this was a brilliant name for designer jeans.  We’re also sure he or she was wrong.  Very wrong.

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The Stupidest Name for a Delicious Frozen Treat

from the Not-Very-Good Product Name department:

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a somewhat worrisome beverage from the Close but No Cigar Department

This does not make us want to belly up to the bar.  It does, however, make us think of many things other than scotch.  In fact, we are thinking this is a wonderful gift for ob-gyns.

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The Stupidest Seems Rather Unnecessary Beverage

And, of course, you need to use diet ice cubes with this.

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The Stupidest “Perhaps You Should Rethink That Name” Welders

We can only hope it’s not what it sounds like …

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from the Stupidest and Most Unfortunate Product Names Department, Reptilian

This, oddly enough, doesn’t make us feel warm and fuzzy …  

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from the Stupidest and Most Unfortunate Product Names Department, Somewhat Suggestive Section

Perhaps they should rethink this one …

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The Stupidest Extremely Low-Tech Tech Product

We hear they’re going to infiltrate the enema market next.  

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