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The Stupidest Twisted Twitter Explanation
Two tweets courtesy English media personality/former reality show star Jordan) Katie Price: @MissKatiePrice, 10:02am “Wooo doing news week tonight bbc 1 xxx” @MissKatiePrice, 10:02am “confused with newsnight im on ‘this week’ tonight on bbc1, thats this week tonight not newsnight … Continue reading
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The Stupidest Celebrity Nazi-Related Insight (or why we want to cry …)
Justin Bieber, after touring the Anne Frank house on Friday (where she hid with her family from Nazis) came out with this moving comment: “Anne [Frank] was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”
The Stupidest Just Shut Up Moment from Ke$ha
“Ever since I wrote a song about dismembering men and eating them I’ve felt an intimidation factor” – Ke$ha
from the Oldies but (Truly Horrifying) Goodies Video Department
For the unique experience that is William Shatner’s “singing,” go to 1:06
The Stupidest Teen Idol Product, Sticky
Now available — Justin Bieber Duct Tape! Yup, and it’s just what it sounds like — tape with four black and white pictures of the teen dreamboat in it, and a hint of purple (which, any true Belieber would tell … Continue reading
The Stupidest Wet Brained Explanation of Acting
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from the Stupidest High Standards in Rhetoric Bureau
We can always count on Donald Trump to class up any debate. tmz
The Stupidest “Put a Sock In It, Madonna” Comment Regarding Her Taste in Men
Umm … wha? new york post
The Stupidest (and Least Melodious) Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Rendition as Sung by a Pudding Pusher
Before you listen to this, may we simply say that we’re sorry, very very sorry.
from the Stupid yet Horribly Compelling (much like a traffic accident) Celebrity “Singing” Department: William Shatner Tackles “Camelot”
An oldie, but a goodie (well, baddie…):
The Stupidest Sparkling Comment from a Sparkling (We Now Know) Actress
Look what we can learn from Maxim magazine! Gee! Thanks for the fascinating info about your “vajazzling*”, Jen! [*Note: for the happily uninformed, "vajazzling" is the application of sparkling crystals to a woman's pubic region.] ew
The Top 10 Stupidest Examples of Celebrities Sharing Their Vast Knowledge
In which we learn about everything from why the ocean is salty to what is smegma from a handful of celebrities. Prepare to be informed. To a degree.
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Tagged ben stein, dennis miller, heidi montag, jessica simpson, kanye west, kathy ireland, mike tyson, snooki, tara reid
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The Stupidest “Let Me Be Pretentious Yet Sound Like an Idiot When Talking About Baseball. And Pearls” Reportage by a Singer
Oh Lady Gaga. Oh my my. Oh my. (There’s really nothing else to say …) deadspin
from the Stupidest “Oh, Just Put a Sock In It” Celebrity Pontificating Bureau
Nicolas, Nicolas, Nicolas … calm down and be quiet. gawker
The Stupidest Summation of the Intelligence of Models
Straight from the horse’s mouth, as it were …
The Stupidest Educational Proposal, Celebrity-Style
Irony alert!
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Tagged ironic, kanye west, misspelling
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The Top 10 Stupidest, Most Incredibly Annoying Things Said by Rich People: 1% of the Population, 1% of the Compassion (and 1% of the Intelligence?)
The Occupy Wall Street people are saying that the 1% is heartless and just don’t understand. We say, “Whaddya talkin’ about?!?” They care. They really care. Just read these insightful quotes from some of the 1%. #1: “It’s so bad … Continue reading
5 of the Top 10 Stupidest Examples of Celebrities Sharing Their Vast Knowledge
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Tagged kathy ireland, shaquille o'neil, snooki, tara reid, tommy lee
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The Stupidest “No Ego Problems Here” Explanation of Being Disliked
Soccer star Christiano Ronaldo gives his take on being booed at a recent soccer game: I think that because I’m rich, handsome and a great player people are envious of me. I don’t have any other explanation. (Shockingly, Ronaldo forgot … Continue reading
The Stupidest Oceanographic Rumination, Saline Explanation Subsection
Lest you think Snooki is merely an art aficionado, we submit the following evidence that she is also of a scientific bent. Here she offers her impression of the beach and, with it, a fascinating and, indeed, groundbreaking theory as … Continue reading
from the Put a Sock In It Department, Annoying Celebrity Division
Lady Gaga proves yet again that there is such a thing as trying a mite too hard to sound ostensibly creative/eccentric/what-have-you. (Note: by “a mite” we mean “a vomitous amount.”) “I often feel like my shoes are the only part … Continue reading
The Stupidest Art Appreciation Commentary, Not Snooki-Style but Close
Yesterday, we learned about Michelangelo’s David from Snooki. Today we turn to another Jersey Shore cast member for another moment of true art appreciation. Herewith, Ronnie explaining a high point of being in Florence: “I liked seeing where Michelangelo painted … Continue reading
