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Two tweets courtesy English media personality/former reality show star Jordan) Katie Price: @MissKatiePrice, 10:02am “Wooo doing news week tonight bbc 1 xxx” @MissKatiePrice, 10:02am “confused with newsnight im on ‘this week’ tonight on bbc1, thats this week tonight not newsnight … Continue reading
Justin Bieber, after touring the Anne Frank house on Friday (where she hid with her family from Nazis) came out with this moving comment: “Anne [Frank] was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”
“Ever since I wrote a song about dismembering men and eating them I’ve felt an intimidation factor” – Ke$ha
Now available — Justin Bieber Duct Tape! Yup, and it’s just what it sounds like — tape with four black and white pictures of the teen dreamboat in it, and a hint of purple (which, any true Belieber would tell … Continue reading
The Stupidest (and Least Melodious) Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Rendition as Sung by a Pudding Pusher
from the Stupid yet Horribly Compelling (much like a traffic accident) Celebrity “Singing” Department: William Shatner Tackles “Camelot”
Look what we can learn from Maxim magazine! Gee! Thanks for the fascinating info about your “vajazzling*”, Jen! [*Note: for the happily uninformed, "vajazzling" is the application of sparkling crystals to a woman's pubic region.] ew
In which we learn about everything from why the ocean is salty to what is smegma from a handful of celebrities. Prepare to be informed. To a degree.
The Stupidest “Let Me Be Pretentious Yet Sound Like an Idiot When Talking About Baseball. And Pearls” Reportage by a Singer
The Top 10 Stupidest, Most Incredibly Annoying Things Said by Rich People: 1% of the Population, 1% of the Compassion (and 1% of the Intelligence?)
The Occupy Wall Street people are saying that the 1% is heartless and just don’t understand. We say, “Whaddya talkin’ about?!?” They care. They really care. Just read these insightful quotes from some of the 1%. #1: “It’s so bad … Continue reading
Soccer star Christiano Ronaldo gives his take on being booed at a recent soccer game: I think that because I’m rich, handsome and a great player people are envious of me. I don’t have any other explanation. (Shockingly, Ronaldo forgot … Continue reading
Lest you think Snooki is merely an art aficionado, we submit the following evidence that she is also of a scientific bent. Here she offers her impression of the beach and, with it, a fascinating and, indeed, groundbreaking theory as … Continue reading