And now … the winner of the 2015 Bad Sex Writing Award

And it’s every bit as climactic as you’d hope!  Singer Morrissey won the honors for this scene from his debut novel List of the Lost:

“At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”

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Great moments in enlightened red carpet interviewing

Or Why Not to Compliment Someone on Her Tan

Rashida Jones walked the Screen Actors Guild Awards red carpet on Sunday night — and was complimented on her “tan.”

TNT correspondent Danielle Demski greeted the Parks and Recreation actress on the red carpet by complimenting her dress and her glowing skin, The Grio reported on Monday. “You look amazing — gorgeous!” Demski began. “You look like you’ve just come off an island or something. You’re very tan, very tropical.”

The biracial, African-American and Jewish star accepted the “compliment” with a laugh and sway of her dress, but put the flattery to rest: “I mean, you know, I’m ethnic.”