Category Archives: stupid celebrities

Deep thoughts from Kanye West

In the April 2015 Paper Magazine, Kanye shares some brilliant philosophical insights that came to him while at the dentist getting nitrous oxide.  Our favorite, this tautological gem: What’s the key to happiness? Happiness. – Kanye West

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How to make a feminist weep: from the Department of Deep Thoughts from Actresses

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Great moments in enlightened red carpet interviewing

Or Why Not to Compliment Someone on Her Tan … Rashida Jones walked the Screen Actors Guild Awards red carpet on Sunday night — and was complimented on her “tan.” TNT correspondent Danielle Demski greeted the Parks and Recreation actress … Continue reading

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In which a QVC host ponders that tricky question, “Is the moon a planet or a star?”

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Nobel spelling efforts

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Truly irritating celebrity quote of the day

from the Shut Up, Already Department:  “I don’t like walking around with people thinking I’m doing uncool shit, because there’s nothing I’m doing that’s uncool” – Kanye West

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Because what says “Mother” more than a Mr. T video?

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from the (sadly ever-expanding) Beauty Contestant and Historical Knowledge Gap

When did World War I start?  According to Miss Belguim 2014 Cindy Stabbe the answer is … 2004.  

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from the Actors turned (Former) Governors Looking Ridiculous files

Arnold Schwarzenegger looking particularly manic indeed in a Japanese ad …

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The Stupidest Twisted Twitter Explanation

Two tweets courtesy English media personality/former reality show star Jordan) Katie Price: @MissKatiePrice, 10:02am “Wooo doing news week tonight bbc 1 xxx” @MissKatiePrice, 10:02am “confused with newsnight im on ‘this week’ tonight on bbc1, thats this week tonight not newsnight … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Celebrity Nazi-Related Insight (or why we want to cry …)

Justin Bieber, after touring the Anne Frank house on Friday (where she hid with her family from Nazis) came out with this moving comment: “Anne [Frank] was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”

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The Stupidest Just Shut Up Moment from Ke$ha

“Ever since I wrote a song about dismembering men and eating them I’ve felt an intimidation factor” – Ke$ha

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from the Oldies but (Truly Horrifying) Goodies Video Department

For the unique experience that is William Shatner’s “singing,” go to 1:06

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The Stupidest Very Peculiar Case of Mistaken Identity, Celebrities and

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The Stupidest How to Get Rid of a Hurricane Suggestion, Celebrity Division

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The Stupidest Teen Idol Product, Sticky

Now available — Justin Bieber Duct Tape!  Yup, and it’s just what it sounds like — tape with four black and white pictures of the teen dreamboat in it, and a hint of purple (which, any true Belieber would tell … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Wet Brained Explanation of Acting

                    The WOW Report  

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from the Stupidest High Standards in Rhetoric Bureau

We can always count on Donald Trump to class up any debate. tmz

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The Stupidest “Put a Sock In It, Madonna” Comment Regarding Her Taste in Men

Umm …  wha? new york post

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The Stupidest (and Least Melodious) Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Rendition as Sung by a Pudding Pusher

Before you listen to this, may we simply say that we’re sorry, very very sorry.  

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from the Stupid yet Horribly Compelling (much like a traffic accident) Celebrity “Singing” Department: William Shatner Tackles “Camelot”

An oldie, but a goodie (well, baddie…):

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The Stupidest Sparkling Comment from a Sparkling (We Now Know) Actress

Look what we can learn from Maxim magazine!  Gee! Thanks for the fascinating info about your “vajazzling*”, Jen! [*Note:  for the happily uninformed, “vajazzling” is the application of sparkling crystals to a woman’s pubic region.] ew

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The Top 10 Stupidest Examples of Celebrities Sharing Their Vast Knowledge

In which we learn about everything from why the ocean is salty to what is smegma from a handful of celebrities. Prepare to be informed. To a degree.

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The Stupidest “Let Me Be Pretentious Yet Sound Like an Idiot When Talking About Baseball. And Pearls” Reportage by a Singer

Oh Lady Gaga.  Oh my my.  Oh my.  (There’s really nothing else to say …) deadspin

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from the Stupidest “Oh, Just Put a Sock In It” Celebrity Pontificating Bureau

Nicolas, Nicolas, Nicolas … calm down and be quiet. gawker

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