Perhaps he should have rethought his final statement …
Well, SOMEONE seems happy that she 1) got booked for “extreme DUI” after she 2) hit curbs, drove on sidewalk, and shoved a cop, then 3) swore at cops, kneed officer in crotch and kicked interior of squad car after the cops finally managed to get her handcuffed.
As the worldwide economy continues to look somewhat grim, some people take matters into their own hands . . . or other body parts. Take, for example, modern alchemist Paul Moran of Northern Ireland. His money-making plan: turning his feces into gold.
(You may be surprised to learn that, sadly, the plan crapped out. And he was arrested for arson when his feces – cooking on a heater – started a fire in his apartment building.)
Sometimes it’s just too perfect . . .
Hmm. Take a look at that composite. Then take a look at the reporter.
When cops found crack in the pocket of one Florida man’s shirt, he offered up this extremely plausible excuse:
Taber Howland, 46, said he just purchased “a lot of shirts, and it was probably in his shirt when he bought it.”
When thieves have a little problem understanding certain VERY basic concepts. Like “free.”
Everything inside the Free Store in Edmonton, Canada, is free. Co-owner Brandon Tyson can’t figure out why thieves would break a window to take things. The store gives away its merchandise as part of a recycling operation.