The Stupidest and Crappiest Get Rich Quick Scheme

As the worldwide economy continues to look somewhat grim, some people take matters into their own hands . . . or other body parts.    Take, for example, modern alchemist Paul Moran of Northern Ireland.    His money-making plan:  turning his feces into gold.

(You may be surprised to learn that, sadly, the plan crapped out.  And he was arrested for arson when his feces – cooking on a heater – started a fire in his apartment building.)