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The Stupidest Sticking It All Out There Bad Fashion Idea, Menswear Division
Or why activists shouldn’t become fashion designers … we present the Eldridge Cleaver Codpiece Pant.
The Stupidest and Snappiest Frightening Family from the Vintage Advertising Department
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Tagged retro, vintage advertising
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The Stupidest Kind of Sloppy-Sounding T-Shirt
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Posted in stupid fashion, stupid mistranslations
Tagged engrish, misspelling, mistranslation
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The Most Amazing Pimps Representing Video Ever — direct from the 70s
Pimpin’ in the 70s: When Pimpin’ was Pimpin’! Arch Bishop Don Magic Juan narrates 1974 footage of himself and “some of the flamboyant players of that day, Pimp God, Cadillac, Candyman …” Pimp hats, long fur coats, the whole works. … Continue reading
The Stupidest Hair-Raising Dress Design
Move over, Gaga. There’s a new dress out there made of human hair and it’s hairy as hell. On many levels. Made by British hairdresser Jodie Breeds out of hair donated by her salons clients plus 10 rows of extensions, … Continue reading
The Stupidest or Possibly Simply Just the Most Unique Dress (Did we mention it’s made out of fake pulsating skin?)
It’s part of a collection called Like Living Organisms, made by Dutch designers Cor Baauw and Leonie Baauw of Local Androids – and the dress and neckpiece are made of hand-painted silcone skin that has a pulse that quickens when someone comes close to … Continue reading
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The Stupidest Yet Most Building-Evoking Hair Styles
A group of Portuguese architects working in Berlin, FARH 021.3, designed a haircut line in response to a challenge by hair stylist GIJO. The result? Hairchitecture. Or rather strange, definitely different and pretty provocative hair styles like you’ve never seen … Continue reading
The Stupidest Quite Ironic Tee-Shirt
Maybe it was supposed to say “Touch of Ass”? the whatever
The Stupidest Camel-Toe-Moose-Knuckle-Combo Pants
Meet the pants that make the front of you look like you have camel toe .. and the back of you look like you have camel toe’s bigger fatter sister, aka moose knuckle. Oh yeah, and no knees. All this … Continue reading
The Stupidest and Farthest Out Space Age Hair Fashions from the Rather Odd Vintage Videos Department
A 60s video predicting what hair styling would be like in the future. (Apparently it would incorporate sparklers. And Sputnik.) Far out, man! REALLY far out! the wow report
The Stupidest Important Sports Uniform News Segment — from the Vintage Video Department
Who among us hasn’t thought about sports uniforms and why some should be better? Herewith, a gripping (truly) news segment (in German) about soccer fashions. From 1970. And bad dancing is (happily) involved. 22 words
The Stupidest Tough Guy Fashion Advisor Video from the Vintage Video Archives
I pity the fool who doesn’t think Mr. T is eminently qualified to dispense fashion advice. (Also, remember, they’re in the 80s. This was normal wear. Scary, isn’t it?)
The Stupidest “Say ‘No’ to the Dress” Bridal Party Picture
from the Department of Lamentable Clothing:
the Stupidest Vintage Craft “How-To” of the Day
Haven’t you always wondered what to do with those two extra men’s hankies you’ve got lying around? Wonder no more!
The Stupidest “Butt Who’d Wear It?” Dress Collection
For the daring derrieristes among us, we present a collection of dresses available on Etsy. These are far from the usual dress … as you’ll see below. Designer Lina Petrauskiene from Paiania, Greece adds an innovative touch to her designs: … Continue reading
The Stupidest Quite Over the Top Menswear Collection from the Retro Advertising Department
Truly amazing clothing from a truly tasteless fashion era.
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Tagged men looking ridiculous, retro, vintage advertising
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The Stupidest and Quite Misleading (we assume) Tee Shirt
Maybe it’s us, but we’re not buying it … anorak
