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Category Archives: stupid food
The Stupidest Meat Product That We’d Rather Not Have
Goat penis: It’s what’s for dinner? Nah. Won’t catch on … bits and pieces
The Stupidest and Most Death-Inducing Bacon Burger
A man, a burger, and 1050 pieces of bacon. That sums it all up.
The Stupidest Somewhat Geeky Chinese Menu Item from the Food Court in Hell
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The Stupidest Unappetizing Yet Gender-Specific Buffet Item
The misogynist’s special?
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The Stupidest Sliced Extra We Think We’ll Avoid
badmenu For other less-than-appetizing, quite cannibalistic menu items, see: The 12 Stupidest (& Not-Too-Appetizing) Menu Items with Inadvertent (or So We Hope) References to the Consumption of Humans
The Stupidest Less-Than-Appetizing Tofu Burger
This fails to get those gastric juices going for some reason. thanks to Natalie and James Lovegren
The Stupidest Excessively Honest about Unusual Fungi Label
Well, it IS rather exotic …
The Stupidest Warm Foot Inspired Menu Item
Why is the sock lying fallow? For that matter, why is the sock? aardvarchaeology
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The Stupidest but Quite Enticing Soup Ingredient
We’ve heard of chefs giving customers amuse-bouches, but this is something else! bad menu
The Stupidest and Rather Repetitive Thematically Sticky Breakfast Menu Items
Yes, it is indeed a gruel, gruel world … aardvarchaeology
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The Stupidest WTF Menu Item (WHEN The F , That Is) from the Food Court in Hell
A new twist on dining delights. aardvarchaeology
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The Stupidest Name for a Delicious Frozen Treat
from the Not-Very-Good Product Name department:
from the stock room at the Food Court in Hell
Could this be the tasty ingredient in that yummy hot dog we just had? (Ignorance is bliss.)
The Stupidest Seems Rather Unnecessary Beverage
And, of course, you need to use diet ice cubes with this.
fascinating but quite unsavory delicacies from the Food Court in Hell
This fails to get the ol’ gastric juices flowing.
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from the Food Court in Hell … on Mars
We hear this is a fave side dish of the Sith.
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The Stupidest and Most Upsetting Christmas-Themed Food Ad
We see why Santa’s elves work so hard. The alternative is rather unpleasant …
entrees from the Food Court in Hell
Well, at least they’re being painfully honest …
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one of the Stupidest and Least Appetizing Food Items We’ve Ever Seen
The beef ball concept we could deal with. But the urinating aspect? That’s pushing it …
entrees from the Food Court in Hell, Wearable
We’d rather just stick with the minced pork, thanks ever so.
The Stupidest Quite Rude Dessert Choice
It ain’t creme brulee, that’s for sure …
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from the Dubious Business Names Department, Food Failure Faction
This just doesn’t quite make us want to sit down and have a happy nosh …
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The Stupidest Not-Really-That-Convincing-In-The-Tasty-Department Ad, Gelatin-Veggie Combo Deal
Oh boy! Radishes and cukes in lime Jello or carrots and cabbage in lemon Jello? Decisions, decisions …
