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Category Archives: stupid food
The 9 Stupidest (and Not-Terribly-Appetizing) Restaurant Names With Inadvertent References To Bodily Emissions (plus 1 Organ)
Maybe it’s us, but when we think of good restaurant names, we don’t think of those that relate to the eventual . . . output, so to speak, the, er, end product, let’s say, of the food we’re about to … Continue reading
The Stupidest (Quasi) Sandwich (or “You Mean There Should Be FILLINGS?”)
Don’t judge a book by its cover. Or, you know, a wrapped sandwich by the edge that shows. reddit
slogans from the Food Court in Hell
Um, yum?
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Tagged food court in hell, menu items, misspelling, restaurants
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The Stupidest Rather Cheeky Menu Item
Butt how does it taste? bad menu
Unbearable Entrees from the Food Court in Hell
No, it’s not Panda Express, in spite of appearances … arboath
The Stupidest but Inadvertently Truthful Price Sticker Placement
We’ve always suspected this.
The Stupidest Somewhat Exciting Candy Treat
from the Close but No Cigar Department:
The Stupidest and, Indeed, Most Sinister Jarred Food
Maybe it’s the “classic” that disturbs us the most. It gives us, yes, chills.
another Unfortunate Restaurant Name, Stupidly Deep
We’ve heard the service is crappy here… reddit
The Stupidest “Two Parts are Smaller than the Whole” Sale Sign
Wow! Quite a sale! We see why you used the exclamation point on the sign! Thanks ever so much, Whole Foods!
The Stupidest Kinda Depressing Breakfast Sandwich
If you our feeling rather blue, this might be the perfect thing to order.
The Stupidest “I Don’t Even Want One Mouse-ful” Dessert
Trust us. Stick with the red velvet cake.
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The Stupidest Inconvenient Convenience Food Preparation Instructions
This item, available at Surati Farsan Mart, definitely underscores their slogan: Taste the difference. But we’re a tad upset that it’s not machine washable.
The Stupidest Cannibalistic Fried Food Treat, Female
We’d always heard that Carla Marie was a little cheap . . .(but we never knew she was breaded.) midtown lunch
soup courses from the Food Court in Hell
We’ll pass. And not, erm, water. (Groan.)
Posted in stupid food, stupid menus, stupid mistranslations
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an insulting entree from the Food Court in Hell
Yeah? Well, your mother wears army boots, buddy! zombie robots
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The Stupidest Quite Unnecessary Product Disclaimer
Did Ikea include the disclaimer because there were complaints?
one of the Stupidest Rather Unsavory Sandwiches from the Food Court in Hell
Maybe it’s us, but there’s something a tad unappetizing about this nicely wrapped little bugger . . .
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Tagged chinglish, food court in hell, misspelling, sandwich
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The Stupidest Mafia-Related Variation on Surf ‘n’ Turf
This puts an interesting new spin on the “he sleeps with the fishes” concept, does it not? bad menu
The Stupidest Reason to Join Club Betty Crocker
In these difficult economic times, it is heartening to know that impressive deals are out there for the well-informed. picshag
The Stupidest and Less-Than-Yummy Cake Ingredients
We’ll go with the fluffy white frosting, but as for that last ingredient . . . cake wrecks
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The Stupidest A-Little-Too-Catchy (or Catching) Ice Cream Product
It has been a hot summer, so we should welcome any and all frozen treats. But . . . this one? Perhaps it’s just us, but this doesn’t tempt us. (That said, it probably would be best to have after … Continue reading
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a Most Intriguing, Albeit Somewhat Disgusting, Menu Item from the Food Court in Hell
This is taking fusion cuisine a bit too far, sez we.
from the Unfortunate Business Names Department, Restaurant Section
For some reason, this just doesn’t make us think “yum! Good eatin’!”
The Stupidest Possibly-True-but-Not-Exactly-Hard-Sell Restaurant Name
When you want only the merely adequate in cuisine, may we suggest . . .
