We assume this helpful hint isn’t needed by any pizza buyer. Wait, let us rephrase that: We sincerely hope that this helpful hint etc. etc.
These “helpful” toilet instructions are not quite what one would want to be faced with when desperately needing to use the facilities.
instructions in a restroom, Narita Airport, Japan
A most instructive and useful warning label, no? Well, no, but we assume it’s about safety.
So the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is on tonight (marking yet another high note for excellence on television, of course) and you, like many other people, may ask yourself this pressing question: How does one become a Victoria’s Secret model?
You’ll be happy to know that the step-by-step instructions are actually on line. And, if we’re to believe eHow, it’s amazingly easy! Let’s take a look at the first two of the seven steps:
- Search online by entering “Become a Victoria’s Secret model” into your web browser. You’ll find current information about how to become a Victoria’s Secret model.
- Peruse the websites of the Elite Modeling Agency and the Ford Modeling Agency. They are the 2 agencies who currently book models for Victoria’s Secret.
Gee, it sounds like anyone can become a Victoria’s Secret model, no?*
* (A: No.)