Category Archives: stupid movies

Move over, Citizen Kane!

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The perfect double feature for your Easter weekend: Lambs and bunnies! (But they’re … mutant!!)

Because don’t you ALWAYS think lambs and bunnies = horrific flesh-rending monsters? (No?!? Hmm …) It’s … The Godmonster of Indian Flats! Monstrous sheep and they’re baaa-d! (Thanks Craig Downey for sharing this …. gem (?!?)!) And it’s Night of … Continue reading

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from the Really, Really Bad Monster Film Vault (and we’re talking way way out there …)

                  And the really, really exciting trailer …

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from the Vintage Film Vault: A shining moment in blaxpoitation

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from the Really, Really Bad Horror Film Vault, South of the Border

We present the trailer from the truly dreadful cult classic “Chabelo and Pepito vs Monsters.”  Scary!  (Well, the production values are . . .) )

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Competition for Citizen Kane

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from the “They Don’t Make ‘Em Like This Anymore (thankfully)” Film Vault, It’s SuperChick!

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Why We Should Be Very, Very Scared of the Easter Bunny

Mutant rabbits?  Possibly the most frightening and stupid movie monster concept ever …

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from the Very Peppy and Helium-Rich Film Department (or “When Balloons Swallow Dancers”)

A balloon-filled dance number — Super Hit Party Song —from Loafer (1973), a crime thriller-musical (of course!) film from India. Hooray for Bollywood!

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from the Extremely Enticing Retro Movie Department

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The Stupidest Train Station/Disco Creation, Supremely Bollywood-Style

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The Stupidest Voodoo/Zombie/Blaxploitation Film Trailer

Well, what do you expect from a 1974 film called “Sugar Hill” — with the tag line “She’s SUPER-natural!” dangerous minds

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The Stupidest Heroin-Smuggling Biker/Kidnapped Nun Movie Trailer Ever!

A motorcycle gang, a kidnapped nun, a  load of heroin, and highway cops in hot pursuit.  It’s the trailer for “The Jesus Trip,” a  1971 grindhouse film. Will Sister Anna leave the church for Waco, the biker? What do YOU … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Rather Limp Attempt at Starting a New Dance Craze from the Vintage Video Department

One of Neil Sedaka’s, erm, lesser songs (and for good reason), from the 1966 film Sting of Death. Girls in tight pants dancing by a pool and lyrics like “Wella, I’m saying fella, forget your Cinderella and do the jella, … Continue reading

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from the Retro Film Department — the cheesy and sleazy precursor to Teen Mom

Trailer for TeenAge Mother,  the 1965 exploitation film “about a girl who went all the way.” Because, in the words of the teenage mom herself: “I’m a very healthy girl. You got to put out if you’re gonna get back.” Hey, who … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Goop-Ingesting-Giant-Teen (and Ducks) Cool, Daddy-O Film Trailer

from the cult classic comedy/sci-fi mash-up Village of the Giants.  Every bit as … unique … as you’d expect …

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The Stupidest Faux Documentary Movie Listing

We’re beginning to wonder a bit about our neighbors now…

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The Stupidest Disclaimer That We Think Is (Probably) Unnecessary

Just in case you were worried … anorak

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The Stupidest Pirated DVD Blurb

We can’t imagine anything that would make us want to see a film more.  Truly.

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The Stupidest Rather Indecisive Movie Marquee

Just make up your mind, already, willya?! reddit

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The Stupidest Quasi-Star Wars Movie Ever Made, Truly Turkey

An oldie but a goodie, now with English subtitles for your delectation — the stupidest and worst movie ever made, by worldwide popular acclaim.  Presenting the Turkish Star Wars from 1982, with cuts from the real Star Wars.  As well … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Film Scenes

A wonderful compilation of the stupidest, worst movie scenes from around the world  — including the famous Indian stunt horse and a truck . . .

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The 16 Stupidest Movie Dialogue Questions

So Cher, bless her heart, is back on the silver screen, playing (in a creative stretch) an aging glitter-wearing, tough-talking owner of a cabaret in film Burlesque.   And, to judge by an article in Sunday’s New York Post , the … Continue reading

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The 10 Stupidest Bee-Related Comments

I never would have dreamed it would turn out to be the bees!  They’ve always been our friends!” – Michael Caine, in The Swarm, 1978 radio host: What creature squirts a smelly unpleasant fluid at its enemies?  contestant: A snake. … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Filmic Female Superpower (Generated from the Gonads)

Wonder Woman’s golden lasso has nothing on this power — “vaginal bubbles from hell” (not to mention vaginal entrapping bubbles.)  Yes.  You read that correctly . . . jezebel / dangerous minds

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