Category Archives: stupid newspaper stories

Criminal complaint of the day

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Exciting news story of the day

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Accident report of the day: Oh, deer ….

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The least dramatic shipwreck ever

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Great moments in true crime reporting. Move over, Making a Murderer!

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Seasonal irony alert!

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And the award for breathtaking creativity in naming goes to …

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Great moments in 911 calls or, People who might need more help than they realize

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Great moments in 911 calls

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The problem with intrepid reporters

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Hair-raising true crime stories!

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Exciting true crime story: Bring on the SWAT team!

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There’s an exciting CSI: Clawson episode in this!

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Meanwhile in Meshchovsk …

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Just your typical cautionary news item concerning sausages and “sausages”

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Exciting true crime stories from across the pond

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From the less-than-fabulous newspaper layout desk

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from the Not Terribly Helpful Distinctions Department

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Highly problematic wedding announcements (for those of us with sophomoric minds)

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When not to be a proactive consumer: or, “This is your brain on drugs …”

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I dunno … I think he’s trying a little too hard to reach a new audience …

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Well, duh.

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from the Department of Problematic Juxtapositions

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The problem with some police blotter reports

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Truly exciting news stories

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