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Category Archives: stupid products
That’s some, um, rainbow.
Yes, now you can have your cake and not digest it too!
FINALLY?!? Wha?!?! Call me nuts, but I don’t think I’ve ever thought “oh, how I want a chair that replicates the look, feel, and smell of human flesh.” But maybe that’s just me …
On sale in India: Hitler ice cream cones. Yes, that Hitler.
from the Only in Japan department: Because haven’t you always wondered how you could get tomatoes automatically dispensed to you while running?
Disco Your Way to a Beautiful Body!: from the Products That No Longer Exist for Some Strange Reason department
Who needs an urn when you can put your loved one’s ashes in … a dildo Designer Mark Sturkenboom says, “After a passing, the missing of intimacy with that person is only one aspect of the pain and grief. This forms … Continue reading
Yes, the Uroclub! The urinal disguised as a golf club for all your relieving needs while on the links! So discreet! So necessary! As the web site tells us: The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of … Continue reading
It’s … a goatee template — for all your hipster hair needs!
It’s … the Scroguard! Promoting safer sex by making a woman laugh so hard, sex will be the furthest thing from her mind, we presume …
from the Dubious Products Division — because haven’t you always wanted a product that would steam both your face AND your vajayjay? (Perhaps not …)
Because you know you’ve always wanted a notebook that would make you cry when you write in it, right? (Well, maybe not …)
From Japan, natch …
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Yes, it’s a sex doll for dogs. And, no, we don’t get it either.