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Category Archives: stupid products
The Stupidest Quite Provocative and Fowl Toy Name
Just in time for Easter … from the Rather Unfortunate Product Names department: (Here are some more from the Rather Unfortunate Toy Department …)
The Stupidest Disney (or Rather Diznky) Knock-Off
We wonder if the other sock shows Mindny?
The Stupidest Socks for Any Tom, Dick or Harry from the Close, but No Cigar Department of Brand Knock-offs
Maybe they’re personalized?
The 13 Stupidest, Oddest, Weirdest And Otherwise WTF Self-Improvement Products And Videos
Here are 13 different self-improvement products and videos that you never knew you needed! Oh, did we mention that they’re just a little odd … and even, dare we say, stupid?
10 Very Stupid Superhero Knock-offs: The Secret Lives of Superheroes
Very dubious — and definitely unlicensed — knock-offs from the close-but-no-cigar products department. Batman’s secret fetish; Superman’s secret brother; Peter Parker’s other job … and more.
Posted in stupid products, stupid toys
Tagged batman, knockoffs, spider man, superheroes, superman
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The Stupidest Almost-Snoopys from the Close But No Cigar Department
Today we ran across the newest member of the “Snoopy-esque” knock-off characters. It’s … SNAZZY! (with his little bird pal who, oddly enough, is still named Woodstock (properly spelled too!) And here are MORE of the almost Snoopys…
The 10 Stupidest Hello Kitty Licensed Products — (Or Maybe Some Things Shouldn’t Be Cute . . .)
Yes. We can all agree that there’s just nothing like, say, a Hello Kitty douche. Or toilet paper. Am I right? Here are ten of the stupidest, somewhat dubious, officially licensed Hello Kitty products.
The Stupidest Ridiculous-Looking Oral Product (That Appears To Be For Something It’s Not, But Never Mind)
Peculiar indeed. It’s designed to help you get rid of wrinkles. Of course, if you have a dirty mind, you could think that it could also help train someone’s mouth to … oh forget it.
A Fascinating Yet Stupid Product from the Vintage Advertising Department
We are STUNNED that this is no longer available. retronaut
The Stupidest Seems Rather Unnecessary Beverage
And, of course, you need to use diet ice cubes with this.
The Stupidest Commemorative Product, Martin Luther King and
from our Rather Dubious Products division:
from the Stupidest and Most Unfortunate Product Names Department, Reptilian
This, oddly enough, doesn’t make us feel warm and fuzzy …
Posted in stupid brand names, stupid mistranslations, stupid products
Tagged product names
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a Stupid and Rather Ridiculous Product from the Retro Advertising Department
We cannot imagine 1) why no one else thought of this idea; 2) why these record-holder earrings aren’t still being worn all the time.
from the Stupidest and Most Unfortunate Product Names Department, Somewhat Suggestive Section
Perhaps they should rethink this one …
Posted in stupid brand names, stupid names, stupid products
Tagged chinglish, double entendres, engrish
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The Stupidest Extremely Low-Tech Tech Product
We hear they’re going to infiltrate the enema market next.
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Tagged chinglish, engrish
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from the Stupidest and Least Appropriate Holiday Decorations Department
A Nativity Scene kitchen timer? But of course! How tasteful!
from the Rather Unfortunate Christmas Decoration Department
Who knew Santa could give Ron Jeremy a run for the money?
The Stupidest Designer Item, Soft and Logo-Embossed
A product whose time has come. Yes, we’re talking (of course) about Chanel cotton pads. Thanks to the clever brandmeisters at Chanel, now instead of spending something like $1.99 on a bag of boring generic cotton pads, you can fork … Continue reading
The Stupidest Warm Yet Ridiculous Product
No. We don’t get it either …
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The Stupidest Truly Remarkable and Very Unique Washcloth Claim
We have long been seeking a bibulous washcloth. Our search has finally ended.
Posted in stupid ads, stupid mistranslations, stupid products
Tagged engrish, lost in translation
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The Stupidest Newly Tasty Patriotic American Symbol
We’d have preferred the Burger King, but since he’s been retired … okay, the Colonel will do.
The Stupidest Fat-Burning Infomercial of the Day (and Possibly the Year …)
We’ve all heard of shoes that make you fit, Fit Flops and Shape-Up shoes and such. Now… we’ve got underwear that makes you fit! Yes, it’s the MXP Calorie Shaper Pants! weird asia news
The Stupidest Somewhat Exciting Candy Treat
from the Close but No Cigar Department:
The Stupidest Somewhat Confused Superheroes
More from the Close but No Cigar Department:
The Stupidest Toothpaste Claim, Flying Insect Department
Pesky moth holes in your teeth? Have we got a toothpaste for you!
