Category Archives: stupid products

The Stupidest Quite Provocative and Fowl Toy Name

Just in time for Easter … from the Rather Unfortunate Product Names department:   (Here are some more from the Rather Unfortunate Toy Department …)

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid products, stupid toys | Tagged | Leave a comment

The Stupidest Disney (or Rather Diznky) Knock-Off

We wonder if the other sock shows Mindny?

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid mistranslations, stupid products | Tagged , | Leave a comment

The Stupidest Socks for Any Tom, Dick or Harry from the Close, but No Cigar Department of Brand Knock-offs

Maybe they’re personalized?

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid brand names, stupid products | Tagged | Leave a comment

The 13 Stupidest, Oddest, Weirdest And Otherwise WTF Self-Improvement Products And Videos

Here are 13 different self-improvement products and videos that you never knew you needed!  Oh, did we mention that they’re just a little odd … and even, dare we say, stupid?

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid products | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

10 Very Stupid Superhero Knock-offs: The Secret Lives of Superheroes

Very dubious — and definitely unlicensed — knock-offs from the close-but-no-cigar products department. Batman’s secret fetish; Superman’s secret brother; Peter Parker’s other job … and more.

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid products, stupid toys | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

The Stupidest Almost-Snoopys from the Close But No Cigar Department

Today we ran across the newest member of the “Snoopy-esque” knock-off characters.  It’s … SNAZZY!  (with his little bird pal who, oddly enough, is still named Woodstock (properly spelled too!)  And here are MORE of the almost Snoopys…  

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid mistranslations, stupid products | Tagged | Leave a comment

The 10 Stupidest Hello Kitty Licensed Products — (Or Maybe Some Things Shouldn’t Be Cute . . .)

Yes.  We can all agree that there’s just nothing like, say, a Hello Kitty douche.  Or toilet paper.  Am I right? Here are ten of the stupidest,  somewhat dubious, officially licensed Hello Kitty products.

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid products | Tagged | 1 Comment

The Stupidest Ridiculous-Looking Oral Product (That Appears To Be For Something It’s Not, But Never Mind)

Peculiar indeed.  It’s designed to help you get rid of wrinkles.  Of course, if you have a dirty mind, you could think that it could also help train someone’s mouth to … oh forget it.

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid products | Tagged | Leave a comment

A Fascinating Yet Stupid Product from the Vintage Advertising Department

We are STUNNED that this is no longer available. retronaut

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid ads, stupid products | Tagged , | Leave a comment

The Stupidest Seems Rather Unnecessary Beverage

And, of course, you need to use diet ice cubes with this.

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid brand names, stupid food, stupid products | Tagged | Leave a comment

The Stupidest Commemorative Product, Martin Luther King and

from our Rather Dubious Products division:

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid products | Tagged | 1 Comment

from the Stupidest and Most Unfortunate Product Names Department, Reptilian

This, oddly enough, doesn’t make us feel warm and fuzzy …  

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid brand names, stupid mistranslations, stupid products | Tagged | 1 Comment

a Stupid and Rather Ridiculous Product from the Retro Advertising Department

We cannot imagine 1) why no one else thought of this idea; 2) why these record-holder earrings aren’t still being worn all the time.

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid products | Tagged , | Leave a comment

from the Stupidest and Most Unfortunate Product Names Department, Somewhat Suggestive Section

Perhaps they should rethink this one …

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid brand names, stupid names, stupid products | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

The Stupidest Extremely Low-Tech Tech Product

We hear they’re going to infiltrate the enema market next.  

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid brand names, stupid names, stupid products | Tagged , | Leave a comment

from the Stupidest and Least Appropriate Holiday Decorations Department

A Nativity Scene kitchen timer?  But of course!  How tasteful!

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid products | Tagged | Leave a comment

from the Rather Unfortunate Christmas Decoration Department

Who knew Santa could give Ron Jeremy a run for the money?

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid products | Tagged , | Leave a comment

The Stupidest Designer Item, Soft and Logo-Embossed

A product whose time has come.  Yes, we’re talking (of course) about Chanel cotton pads. Thanks to the clever brandmeisters at Chanel, now instead of spending something like $1.99 on a bag of boring generic cotton pads, you can fork … Continue reading

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid business, stupid products | Tagged | Leave a comment

The Stupidest Warm Yet Ridiculous Product

No.  We don’t get it either …  

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid products | Leave a comment

The Stupidest Truly Remarkable and Very Unique Washcloth Claim

We have long been seeking a bibulous washcloth.  Our search has finally ended.

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid ads, stupid mistranslations, stupid products | Tagged , | Leave a comment

The Stupidest Newly Tasty Patriotic American Symbol

We’d have preferred the Burger King, but since he’s been retired … okay, the Colonel will do.

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid products | Tagged | Leave a comment

The Stupidest Fat-Burning Infomercial of the Day (and Possibly the Year …)

We’ve all heard of  shoes that make you fit, Fit Flops and Shape-Up shoes and such.   Now… we’ve got underwear that makes you fit!  Yes, it’s the MXP Calorie Shaper Pants! weird asia news

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid ads, stupid products, stupidest videos | Tagged | Leave a comment

The Stupidest Somewhat Exciting Candy Treat

from the Close but No Cigar Department:

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid food, stupid products | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

The Stupidest Somewhat Confused Superheroes

More from the Close but No Cigar Department:

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid products, stupid toys | Tagged | Leave a comment

The Stupidest Toothpaste Claim, Flying Insect Department

Pesky moth holes in your teeth?  Have we got a toothpaste for you!

Bookmark and Share
Posted in stupid products | Tagged , | Leave a comment