That’s some, um, rainbow.
Yes, now you can have your cake and not digest it too!
FINALLY?!? Wha?!?! Call me nuts, but I don’t think I’ve ever thought “oh, how I want a chair that replicates the look, feel, and smell of human flesh.” But maybe that’s just me …
On sale in India: Hitler ice cream cones. Yes, that Hitler.
Who needs an urn when you can put your loved one’s ashes in … a dildo
Designer Mark Sturkenboom says, “After a passing, the missing of intimacy with that person is only one aspect of the pain and grief. This forms the base for 21 Grams. The urn offers the possibility to conserve 21 grams of ashes of the deceased and displays an immortal desire.”
Yes, the Uroclub! The urinal disguised as a golf club for all your relieving needs while on the links! So discreet! So necessary!
As the web site tells us:
The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.
And it even comes with a privacy towel!
It’s … a goatee template — for all your hipster hair needs!
It’s … the Scroguard! Promoting safer sex by making a woman laugh so hard, sex will be the furthest thing from her mind, we presume …