Category Archives: stupid products

Extremely stupid product idea of the day: A personal stomach pump to keep your weight down

Yes, now you can have your cake and not digest it too!

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from the Products I Don’t Even Want to THINK About Department

FINALLY?!?  Wha?!?!  Call me nuts, but I don’t think I’ve ever thought “oh, how I want a chair that replicates the look, feel, and smell of human flesh.”  But maybe that’s just me …

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from the Department of Truly Terrible Taste

On sale in India: Hitler ice cream cones. Yes, that Hitler.

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from the Only in Japan department: Because haven’t you always wondered how you could get tomatoes automatically dispensed to you while running?

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Disco Your Way to a Beautiful Body!: from the Products That No Longer Exist for Some Strange Reason department

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from the Products No One Ever Thought Of Before and We Can’t Imagine Why department

Who needs an urn when you can put your loved one’s ashes in … a dildo Designer Mark Sturkenboom  says, “After a passing, the missing of intimacy with that person is only one aspect of the pain and grief.  This forms … Continue reading

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Signs of the Apocalypse: Taking selfies a step further …

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from the Products I don’t even want to think about department

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from the Seasonal Products That No Longer Exist For Some Strange Reason department

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Yet another Product You Never Knew You Needed: It’s … the Uroclub!

Yes, the Uroclub!  The urinal disguised as a golf club for all your relieving needs while on the links!  So discreet!  So necessary! As the web site tells us: The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of … Continue reading

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Another Wildly Ridiculous Product You Never Knew You Needed, or “Clearly the apocalypse is near”

It’s … a goatee template — for all your hipster hair needs!

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Products that didn’t catch on for some strange reason ….

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from the New Products that Probably Won’t Take Off department

It’s … the Scroguard! Promoting safer sex by making a woman laugh so hard, sex will be the furthest thing from her mind, we presume …

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from the Extremely Dubious Products Department: For all of your square egg needs …

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Not quite …

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from the Dubious Products Division — because haven’t you always wanted a product that would steam both your face AND your vajayjay? (Perhaps not …)

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Because you know you’ve always wanted a notebook that would make you cry when you write in it, right? (Well, maybe not …)

From Japan, natch …

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Brand names from hell

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For Throwback Thursday — a rather dubious product from the VIntage Vault

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from the Somewhat Dubious Product Ideas Department: Putting the “toy” back in sex toys …

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from the Products We Never Knew Existed (and Still Don’t Know WHY They Exist) department

Yes, it’s a sex doll for dogs. And, no, we don’t get it either.

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from the Department of Extremely Convincing Knockoffs

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Why to miss the 70s: Amazingly ridiculous products — such as this, the perfect thing to wear when you’re going out on a Friday night …

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Rather Inappropriate Christmas Decorations

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Signs of the Apocalypse #19: Taking Tech to the Toilet …

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