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from the Rather Stupid but Possibly Very Effective Peculiar Product Department, Special Hangover Division
And we DO mean balls … literally! Or actually bauballs. So you can raise awareness of testicular cancer and put the “balls” back in Christmas balls at the same time. (And, no, they do not come in blue …) jezebel
Now available — Justin Bieber Duct Tape! Yup, and it’s just what it sounds like — tape with four black and white pictures of the teen dreamboat in it, and a hint of purple (which, any true Belieber would tell … Continue reading
Vintage video explains how “Pin Quick” with silicone will make your hair pretty much like a helmet. Or as they say “your curls will last until you cut them off.”
Just in time for Easter … from the Rather Unfortunate Product Names department: (Here are some more from the Rather Unfortunate Toy Department …)
The Stupidest Socks for Any Tom, Dick or Harry from the Close, but No Cigar Department of Brand Knock-offs
Here are 13 different self-improvement products and videos that you never knew you needed! Oh, did we mention that they’re just a little odd … and even, dare we say, stupid?
Very dubious — and definitely unlicensed — knock-offs from the close-but-no-cigar products department. Batman’s secret fetish; Superman’s secret brother; Peter Parker’s other job … and more.
Today we ran across the newest member of the “Snoopy-esque” knock-off characters. It’s … SNAZZY! (with his little bird pal who, oddly enough, is still named Woodstock (properly spelled too!) And here are MORE of the almost Snoopys…
Yes. We can all agree that there’s just nothing like, say, a Hello Kitty douche. Or toilet paper. Am I right? Here are ten of the stupidest, somewhat dubious, officially licensed Hello Kitty products.
The Stupidest Ridiculous-Looking Oral Product (That Appears To Be For Something It’s Not, But Never Mind)
Peculiar indeed. It’s designed to help you get rid of wrinkles. Of course, if you have a dirty mind, you could think that it could also help train someone’s mouth to … oh forget it.
We cannot imagine 1) why no one else thought of this idea; 2) why these record-holder earrings aren’t still being worn all the time.