from the Products No One Ever Thought Of Before and We Can’t Imagine Why department

ash dildoWho needs an urn when you can put your loved one’s ashes in … a dildo

Designer Mark Sturkenboom  says, “After a passing, the missing of intimacy with that person is only one aspect of the pain and grief.  This forms the base for 21 Grams. The urn offers the possibility to conserve 21 grams of ashes of the deceased and displays an immortal desire.”

Okay.

Yet another Product You Never Knew You Needed: It’s … the Uroclub!

Yes, the Uroclub!  The urinal disguised as a golf club for all your relieving needs while on the links!  So discreet!  So necessary!

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As the web site tells us:

The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.

And it even comes with a privacy towel!

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