Category Archives: stupid products

from the New Products that Probably Won’t Take Off department

It’s … the Scroguard! Promoting safer sex by making a woman laugh so hard, sex will be the furthest thing from her mind, we presume …

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from the Extremely Dubious Products Department: For all of your square egg needs …

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Not quite …

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from the Dubious Products Division — because haven’t you always wanted a product that would steam both your face AND your vajayjay? (Perhaps not …)

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Because you know you’ve always wanted a notebook that would make you cry when you write in it, right? (Well, maybe not …)

From Japan, natch …

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Brand names from hell

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For Throwback Thursday — a rather dubious product from the VIntage Vault

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from the Somewhat Dubious Product Ideas Department: Putting the “toy” back in sex toys …

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from the Products We Never Knew Existed (and Still Don’t Know WHY They Exist) department

Yes, it’s a sex doll for dogs. And, no, we don’t get it either.

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from the Department of Extremely Convincing Knockoffs

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Why to miss the 70s: Amazingly ridiculous products — such as this, the perfect thing to wear when you’re going out on a Friday night …

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Rather Inappropriate Christmas Decorations

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Signs of the Apocalypse #19: Taking Tech to the Toilet …

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Sweet corporate cost-cutting ingenuity

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from the Close but No Cigar Department

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from the Close but no (Cuban) Cigar Department

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from the Vintage Products That Don’t Quite Work Department

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Proof that Amazon Does Indeed Sell Everything …

Yes, it’s  the Infant Circumcision Trainer  (by Life/Form) — perfect for DIY types or for those considering a career change to become mohels.  (Sadly, it is not eligible for Super Saver Shipping though …)

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The Stupidest Most Dictatorial Tea Kettle

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from the Problematic Price Sticker Department, Ear Health Division

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from the Rather Different Products Department

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The Stupidest Suggestive Price Sticker Placement

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The Stupidest Extremely Titillating CD Placement

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from the Painfully Frightening Vintage Advertisement Department

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from the Rather Stupid but Possibly Very Effective Peculiar Product Department, Special Hangover Division

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