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Category Archives: stupid products
The Stupidest Ridiculous-Looking Oral Product (That Appears To Be For Something It’s Not, But Never Mind)
Peculiar indeed. It’s designed to help you get rid of wrinkles. Of course, if you have a dirty mind, you could think that it could also help train someone’s mouth to … oh forget it.
A Fascinating Yet Stupid Product from the Vintage Advertising Department
We are STUNNED that this is no longer available. retronaut
The Stupidest Seems Rather Unnecessary Beverage
And, of course, you need to use diet ice cubes with this.
The Stupidest Commemorative Product, Martin Luther King and
from our Rather Dubious Products division:
from the Stupidest and Most Unfortunate Product Names Department, Reptilian
This, oddly enough, doesn’t make us feel warm and fuzzy …
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a Stupid and Rather Ridiculous Product from the Retro Advertising Department
We cannot imagine 1) why no one else thought of this idea; 2) why these record-holder earrings aren’t still being worn all the time.
from the Stupidest and Most Unfortunate Product Names Department, Somewhat Suggestive Section
Perhaps they should rethink this one …
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Tagged chinglish, double entendres, engrish
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The Stupidest Extremely Low-Tech Tech Product
We hear they’re going to infiltrate the enema market next.
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from the Stupidest and Least Appropriate Holiday Decorations Department
A Nativity Scene kitchen timer? But of course! How tasteful!
from the Rather Unfortunate Christmas Decoration Department
Who knew Santa could give Ron Jeremy a run for the money?
The Stupidest Designer Item, Soft and Logo-Embossed
A product whose time has come. Yes, we’re talking (of course) about Chanel cotton pads. Thanks to the clever brandmeisters at Chanel, now instead of spending something like $1.99 on a bag of boring generic cotton pads, you can fork … Continue reading
The Stupidest Warm Yet Ridiculous Product
No. We don’t get it either …
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The Stupidest Truly Remarkable and Very Unique Washcloth Claim
We have long been seeking a bibulous washcloth. Our search has finally ended.
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The Stupidest Newly Tasty Patriotic American Symbol
We’d have preferred the Burger King, but since he’s been retired … okay, the Colonel will do.
The Stupidest Fat-Burning Infomercial of the Day (and Possibly the Year …)
We’ve all heard of shoes that make you fit, Fit Flops and Shape-Up shoes and such. Now… we’ve got underwear that makes you fit! Yes, it’s the MXP Calorie Shaper Pants! weird asia news
The Stupidest Somewhat Exciting Candy Treat
from the Close but No Cigar Department:
The Stupidest Somewhat Confused Superheroes
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The Stupidest Toothpaste Claim, Flying Insect Department
Pesky moth holes in your teeth? Have we got a toothpaste for you!
The Stupidest Excessively Voweled Product Description
Clearly, we need to get to the bottom of this . . . (In addition to the obvious, we’re wondering: Why “advanced”?) reddit
The Stupidest Amazingly Politically Incorrect Household Product, Sexist Division
It’s sexism in household products day! And we’d like to thank British company PX Industries for this truly enlightened laundry detergent . . .
The Stupidest Amazingly Politically Incorrect Household Product, Racist Division
The following steel wool pads, courtesy those wacky product namers in Germany: reddit
The Stupidest and Certainly Most Suggestive Sippy Cup
Hmm. And why might this Buzz Lightyear sippy cup perhaps be a tad inappropriate for the kiddies? We can’t put our finger on it. (Nor do we want to, thanksverymuch, no matter how macho you are, Buzz.) boing boing
another “Something’s Wrong Here” Product from the Close But No Cigar Licensed Product Knock-offs Department, Super Hero Section
Perhaps this is Superman’s motility-enhanced, hormonally-charged brother.
The Stupidest USA, USA, USA! (Almost) Shirt
On the plus side, the flag IS red, white and blue. And once . . . oh, never mind. reddit
from the Close but No Cigar Department, Cleverly Changing Consonants subdivision
We’d rather have the Franks, thanks . . . rahoi
