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Yes, it’s a sex doll for dogs. And, no, we don’t get it either.
Yes, it’s the Infant Circumcision Trainer (by Life/Form) — perfect for DIY types or for those considering a career change to become mohels. (Sadly, it is not eligible for Super Saver Shipping though …)
And we DO mean balls … literally! Or actually bauballs. So you can raise awareness of testicular cancer and put the “balls” back in Christmas balls at the same time. (And, no, they do not come in blue …)
Now available — Justin Bieber Duct Tape! Yup, and it’s just what it sounds like — tape with four black and white pictures of the teen dreamboat in it, and a hint of purple (which, any true Belieber would tell you is Justin’s fave color.) No, we have no idea why this product exists either ….