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Category Archives: stupid products
The Stupidest Excessively Voweled Product Description
Clearly, we need to get to the bottom of this . . . (In addition to the obvious, we’re wondering: Why “advanced”?) reddit
The Stupidest Amazingly Politically Incorrect Household Product, Sexist Division
It’s sexism in household products day! And we’d like to thank British company PX Industries for this truly enlightened laundry detergent . . .
The Stupidest Amazingly Politically Incorrect Household Product, Racist Division
The following steel wool pads, courtesy those wacky product namers in Germany: reddit
The Stupidest and Certainly Most Suggestive Sippy Cup
Hmm. And why might this Buzz Lightyear sippy cup perhaps be a tad inappropriate for the kiddies? We can’t put our finger on it. (Nor do we want to, thanksverymuch, no matter how macho you are, Buzz.) boing boing
another “Something’s Wrong Here” Product from the Close But No Cigar Licensed Product Knock-offs Department, Super Hero Section
Perhaps this is Superman’s motility-enhanced, hormonally-charged brother.
The Stupidest USA, USA, USA! (Almost) Shirt
On the plus side, the flag IS red, white and blue. And once . . . oh, never mind. reddit
from the Close but No Cigar Department, Cleverly Changing Consonants subdivision
We’d rather have the Franks, thanks . . . rahoi
The Stupidest and Most Insulting Mop
We have no idea whence (or why) this brand name came. We do, however, think it rather peculiar and are not sure why it should conjure up thoughts of cleanliness.
an Unbearable Product from the Close but No Cigar Department, (un)Licensed Character division
Such a paetty design! And you think it might not be the real thing? Oh, pooh, say we.
The Stupidest, Most Ridiculous, and Absolutely Asinine Way to Spend That Extra $39k You Have Lying Around
What should you do with that $39,000 that has been rattling around in your pocket? What should you buy? Well, we have a lovely idea for you. Buy a backpack, of course! (Not just any backpack, but one that’s “super … Continue reading
from the Close But No Cigar Licensed Product Knock-offs Department, Super Hero Section
There seems to be a small problem here. Or is it simply that more people than we realized have identity issues?
from the Stupidly-but-Interestingly-Named Product Section, Dentifrice Division
We know that this would make us smile first thing in the morning. Cleanlily, natch! Thanks to Holly Denham flickr
from the “Close but No Cigar” Department, Sneakers (or should we say Senakres) subdivision
Gee. Who wouldn’t be fooled by THESE Chinese knock-offs? chinalert
still one more from the Close but No Cigar Department, (un)Licensed Character division
Move over, Snoopy — and, of course, Sniper, Spoony, and Snooby. There’s a new dog in town. Meet . . . Sccoby! (Given the plaid, we assume he’s from the Scottish branch of the family.) china alert
from the Close but No Cigar Department, Peculiar (nearly) Designer Division
How many times have you thought, “If only I had a designer battery for my flashlight!” Possibly never, but that’s not the point. The point is that you can ALMOST have a designer battery. Or you can have … Continue reading
from the Stupid Yet Amazingly Unique Souvenir Magnet Division, Potato Subsection
“Don’t Treat Me Like Potato” . . . were more poignant and moving words ever written? (A: No. At least not tuber-related ones.)
The Stupidest Not-Quite-As-Patriotic-As-It-Appears Bib
Here’s a happy bib for patriotic babies. But if you look a little closer . . . . consumerist
yet another from the Close but No Cigar Department, (un)Licensed Character division
We’ve had Spoony and Snooby. Now let’s welcome another quasi-Snoopy who seems to be a bit more, well, thuggish. Here’s . . . Sniper!
another from the Close but No Cigar Department, (un)Licensed Character division
As if we wouldn’t notice it’s not the REAL, er, Snooby . . .
from the Close but No Cigar Department, (un)Licensed Character division
Can you find the hidden mistake in this picture? los cuatros ojos
2 of the Stupidest and Not-Very-Alluring Shampoos
Direct from China come these two shampoos, neither of which makes one exactly eager to lather up . . . When you don’t want the real poo . . . and . . .when merely adequate shampoo will do. china … Continue reading
The Stupidest and Certainly Most Surreal Nature Appreciation Commentary, Baby Wipe-Based
On Earth Day, one should stop a few moments to think about our planet, the environment, nature, and all that. Perhaps this Chinese baby wipe package will give you some thoughts upon which to meditate. Then again, perhaps not. … Continue reading
from the Department of “Close but No Cigar” Stupidest Brand Names
Not quite the real thing. And the name does make us wonder about its taste . . . reddit
the Stupidest Sophomoric Double Entendre Moment Involving Flooring
Say it out loud as in the below ad: Bona — when wood matters. Okay. Admit it. You laughed too. media blog
The Stupidest Corrugated Cardboard Box, Ironic Juxtaposition Alert
Talk about your ironic boxes . . . reddit
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