Category Archives: stupid toys

When toys go wrong …

What, you may ask, would be more innocent than a Play-Doh Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain set — perfect for budding bakers? Well … just look at one of the pieces, the icing tool specifically, which looks a lot like …   … Continue reading

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from the Regrettable Action Figures of the Past Gallery

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Fun with Phonics!

                  And what ELSE rhymes with “duck”?  Hmm ….  

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from the Mistaken Identity Department, Toy Guy-Dildo Confusion Section

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The Stupidest (but Most Educational) Dual Action Doll

Farting AND pooping?!?  Wow, this Korean doll does it all!  

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The Stupidest Doll with the Stupidest Talent

A rather unique doll with a rather unique talent …  Yes, we’re talking flatulence, of course!

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The Stupidest Not-Quite-Appropriate-for-Children Prince Doll Placement

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The Stupidest Problematic Species Identification Toys

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from the Quite Unusual Toys Department

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The Stupidest “Let’s Get Whiplash” Fun Toy: from the Not-So-Great Vintage Toy Department

One of the more painful-looking toys ever.  What FUN to keep whipping your head around until you dislocate your neck!  

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The Stupidest Quite Provocative and Fowl Toy Name

Just in time for Easter … from the Rather Unfortunate Product Names department:   (Here are some more from the Rather Unfortunate Toy Department …)

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10 Very Stupid Superhero Knock-offs: The Secret Lives of Superheroes

Very dubious — and definitely unlicensed — knock-offs from the close-but-no-cigar products department. Batman’s secret fetish; Superman’s secret brother; Peter Parker’s other job … and more.

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The Stupidest and Quite Dubious Toy Packaging, Tool-Related

Perhaps they should think about rephrasing this …

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The Stupidest Not-Exactly-Fun-for-the-Kids Playground Equipment

Something’s not quite right here …

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The Stupidest Concussion-Inducing Slide

Umm … something’s not quite right here.  

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The Stupidest Chill-Inducing Collectible Doll Ad

Yes, we know that collectors of this specific doll would want this “easy out” eyeball feature. But that does not make this image more pleasant, sez we.

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The Stupidest Completely Innocent yet a Bit Eye-Catching Toy Sign

Yes, we know it’s all legit.  Even so, it DOES grab the imagination, does it not?

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from the Stupidest, Oddest and Otherwise-Not-Very-Good-Christmas-Gift Idea Department, Problematic Names and

Somehow this brand name just doesn’t come across the right way …  

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from the Stupidest, Oddest and Otherwise-Not-Very-Good-Christmas-Gift Idea Department

Because doesn’t every child want a doll with hairy underarms and pubic region?  (Well, perhaps not.)  

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The Stupidest Not-Really-Suitable-For-Children Justin Beiber Doll

We know kids are growing up faster these days, but this is kinda pushing it …

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The Stupidest Somewhat Confused Superheroes

More from the Close but No Cigar Department:

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The Stupidest and Certainly Most Suggestive Sippy Cup

Hmm.  And why might this Buzz Lightyear sippy cup perhaps be a tad inappropriate for the kiddies?    We can’t put our finger on it.  (Nor do we want to, thanksverymuch, no matter how macho you are, Buzz.) boing boing

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The Stupidest Somewhat Salacious Spider Man Action Figure

Just what is that web slinger doing?  (We’re not sure, but we have a sneaking suspicion … and we doubt Aunt May would approve.) maxim

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The Stupidest and Somewhat Clinical-Sounding Baby Doll Boast

Not only does this ostensibly fun claim on the doll packaging sound less than adorable, it also sounds vaguely threatening.  

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The Stupidest “Let’s Really Confuse the Kiddies” Gumball Machine

A great way to increase the risk of choking hazards!  What fun!

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