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The Stupidest (but Most Educational) Dual Action Doll
Farting AND pooping?!? Wow, this Korean doll does it all!
The Stupidest Doll with the Stupidest Talent
A rather unique doll with a rather unique talent … Yes, we’re talking flatulence, of course!
The Stupidest “Let’s Get Whiplash” Fun Toy: from the Not-So-Great Vintage Toy Department
One of the more painful-looking toys ever. What FUN to keep whipping your head around until you dislocate your neck!
The Stupidest Quite Provocative and Fowl Toy Name
Just in time for Easter … from the Rather Unfortunate Product Names department: (Here are some more from the Rather Unfortunate Toy Department …)
10 Very Stupid Superhero Knock-offs: The Secret Lives of Superheroes
Very dubious — and definitely unlicensed — knock-offs from the close-but-no-cigar products department. Batman’s secret fetish; Superman’s secret brother; Peter Parker’s other job … and more.
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The Stupidest and Quite Dubious Toy Packaging, Tool-Related
Perhaps they should think about rephrasing this …
The Stupidest Not-Exactly-Fun-for-the-Kids Playground Equipment
Something’s not quite right here …
The Stupidest Concussion-Inducing Slide
Umm … something’s not quite right here.
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The Stupidest Chill-Inducing Collectible Doll Ad
Yes, we know that collectors of this specific doll would want this “easy out” eyeball feature. But that does not make this image more pleasant, sez we.
The Stupidest Completely Innocent yet a Bit Eye-Catching Toy Sign
Yes, we know it’s all legit. Even so, it DOES grab the imagination, does it not?
from the Stupidest, Oddest and Otherwise-Not-Very-Good-Christmas-Gift Idea Department, Problematic Names and
Somehow this brand name just doesn’t come across the right way …
from the Stupidest, Oddest and Otherwise-Not-Very-Good-Christmas-Gift Idea Department
Because doesn’t every child want a doll with hairy underarms and pubic region? (Well, perhaps not.)
The Stupidest Not-Really-Suitable-For-Children Justin Beiber Doll
We know kids are growing up faster these days, but this is kinda pushing it …
The Stupidest Somewhat Confused Superheroes
More from the Close but No Cigar Department:
The Stupidest and Certainly Most Suggestive Sippy Cup
Hmm. And why might this Buzz Lightyear sippy cup perhaps be a tad inappropriate for the kiddies? We can’t put our finger on it. (Nor do we want to, thanksverymuch, no matter how macho you are, Buzz.) boing boing
The Stupidest Somewhat Salacious Spider Man Action Figure
Just what is that web slinger doing? (We’re not sure, but we have a sneaking suspicion … and we doubt Aunt May would approve.) maxim
The Stupidest and Somewhat Clinical-Sounding Baby Doll Boast
Not only does this ostensibly fun claim on the doll packaging sound less than adorable, it also sounds vaguely threatening.
The Stupidest “Let’s Really Confuse the Kiddies” Gumball Machine
A great way to increase the risk of choking hazards! What fun!
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The Stupidest and Extremely Sloppy-Sounding Toy, Almost From Sesame Street
Elmo, Elmo, Elmo — we’re not thrilled about what you’re suggesting here.
The Stupidest But Very Inclusive Rubber Duck Name
Yes, it’s Tranny the Radio Duck. (Note: Sadly, in spite of name, Tranny the Duck does not come with drag outfit.)
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The Stupidest Family Game That We Think Won’t Catch On
This ain’t Monopoly, that’s for sure. No, this is a game that involves 1) your family of four (no more), 2) a giant rubber band, 3) hours of rollicking albeit odd-looking fun, we’re sure. The key to the game, apparently, … Continue reading
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The Stupidest (and Possibly Most Nightmare-Inducing) Bike We’ve Ever Seen
Here’s a bizarre hybrid bike-pony which, the site copy says, is “the ultimate ride for girls who love horses.” (For some really scary versimilitude “the horse’s tail bobs up and down as they ride!” Guaranteed to give an imaginative kid … Continue reading
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