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The 2012 Stupidest Things Ever Said (and Written) Awards

It’s time for the annual Stupidest Things Ever Said (and Written) Awards for 2012 — celebrating the stupidest, most ridiculous, most asinine and most idiotic things said or written during the course of the year.  And now, without further ado, the … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Drill Bit-Related World Record

Canadian Ryan Stock sets a new world record for the longest drill bit drilled into one’s nose by drilling a 4.5 inch bit into his. Ridiculous? You bet! Insane? No question? Why would anyone do this? We have no idea … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Alien Conspiracy Theory Concerning Reptiles, Kris Kristofferson, Queen Elizabeth and Others

These have not been stellar times for the world.  Economic troubles, hurricanes and other natural disasters . . .   Did you ever wonder WHY things aren’t going as well as we’d like? It’s actually very simple:  We on Earth are … Continue reading

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The Stupidest “North, South, What’s the Diff” Moment from Our Own Calendar

So.  We blew it.  Note the insanely ridiculous error we didn’t catch in the 2012 Stupidest Things Ever Said calendar.  Egg on our face.  The shame, the shame.  The horror, the horror.  And all that.  (On the plus side:  now … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Things Ever Said Awards for 2011

And the 2011 winners of the Stupidest Things Ever Said Awards are . . . The Stupidest and Extraordinarily Insightful Art Commentary of 2011 “I liked the statue of David.  He was hot, and his wiener’s out, and he has … Continue reading

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The NEWEST STUPIDEST!

It’s just out— the fabulously stupid collection we put together due to popular demand:  The Stupidest Things Ever Said Book of All-Time Stupidest Top 10 Lists.  A stupid title for a very stupid book! It’s the best of the Stupidest … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Diplomatic Definition from Donald (Trump)

During a CNBC interview, Donald Trump helpfully defined what a diplomat is.  Then, just in case there was any doubt about it, he explained it.  Helpfully. You know what a diplomat is? That’s a person that studies to be nice. … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Historical Place Names Quote, Pugilistic

Let us now turn to boxer Mike Tyson for a rather interesting historical perspective: “I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage.”

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The Stupidest Amazingly Confusing Advice for Parents, Courtesy the Police

The police chief of Mahwah, New Jersey, James Batelli, thinks parents should be aware of Internet safety and use keystroke-logging software to protect their children.  As he put it: “When it comes down to safety and welfare of your child, … Continue reading

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The Stupidest “Scientific” Explanation for Bird Deaths

You know all those birds and fish and such that were suddenly dying.  Why, you may have wondered, is this happening?  Who, you may have wondered, may I ask about this?   Wonder no more!  One Cindy Jacobs from Generals … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Inadvertently Gonadal Food Critique

Following a video clip from the Food Network which could be entitled “What a Difference an “A” Makes” . . . or, more simply, “Beware of Homophones.” cropped with SnipSnip

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The Stupidest New Miss America Commentary on Wikileaks

The new Miss America,  Miss Nebraska Teresa Scanlan, was crowned Saturday.  Before she won, she was asked about Wikileaks,  and, as Fishbowl LA puts it: “specifically how to balance people’s right to know with the need for government security.” (Before … Continue reading

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THE 2010 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID AWARDS ANNOUNCED!!

President Barack Obama, Snooki, Sen. Minority Leader John Boehner, BP ceo Tony Hayward, and costume jewelry designer Kenneth Jay Lane make the list of the Stupidest Things Ever Said in 2010 winners. The Stupidest Things Ever Said awards – selected … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Christmas Commentary, Fox News and

Let’s listen in to Fox News anchor Brian Kilmeade defending the sanctity of Christmas: “A holy symbol like Frosty (the Snowman) should not be taken away from Christmas.  Well, maybe that is a bad example.” Yeah.  Maybe.

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The 10 Stupidest Undiplomatic Things Said By A Sort-of Diplomat

The Wikileaks report quotes diplomats saying rather undiplomatic things about world leaders.  Among them: Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin and President Dmitry Medvedev are called (respectively) “Batman and Robin.” Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is “feckless, vain and ineffective.” French … Continue reading

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The 10 Stupidest Things That Ostensibly Literate People Ask In or About Libraries

People who have mastered tough things like the alphabet and sounding out words and actually reading and writing are more intelligent than, say, tapeworms.  Or bookworms.   Right?    (We think you know the answer already. . . ) After you read … Continue reading

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The 3 Stupidest Local Democracy in Action Moments

Our American Democracy is based on listening to the views of the people, particularly at the local level, where they get a forum to let their fellow citizens know what they’re thinking.   And that’s a bang-up idea, we say.  Except … Continue reading

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The 10 Stupidest Political Defenses, Excuses, and Otherwise “It’s Not My Fault” Comments when Faced With Charges

So Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-New York) has walked out of his own ethics trial (he‛s facing 13 House counts of financial and fundraising misconduct) saying that 1) he never meant to defraud; he‛s just been a little sloppy and late … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Nude-Coke-Fueled-Trashing-of-a-Hotel-Room-While-a-Call-Girl-Cowers-in-a-Bathroom Understatement

Pretend you were arrested while nude and coked up.   In a classy hotel.   Having trashed your room.  Oh, and there’s a panicking escort/porn star who has locked herself in the bathroom to escape your rage.   What would you call … Continue reading

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The 10 Stupidest Election-Related Things Ever Said

On The Bimbo Vote, Why Not To Bother You know what?  I am actually not that much into voting.  I think it’s kind of crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Political Hairsplitting

Quick — what’s the opposite of  increase?  Tough question, right?  Well, it was for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi since it involved the Bush tax cuts and is a political hot potato.    So, in a CNBC interview, she went … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Inadvertently Sexy Political Debate Comment of the Month

Another case of political foot-in-mouth disease (or, well, something else in mouth . . . ) strikes!  And unlike the past two (one former French pol talking about fellatio and another talking about genital prints) , this one happened in … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Explanation of Offensive Line Problems

So the Bears are having problems with their offensive line — and one of the reasons is a breakdown in communications.  Seems that no one is sure what’s going on … and they’re not talking to each other enough. The … Continue reading

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The 7 Stupidest 911 Calls

Today, we learned that a boy in Buffalo Grove, Illinois called 911 for what he considered to be a true emergency:  he didn’t like the meal his father had made him.  (It was edible, he told the dispatcher.  But he … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Attempt This Week By A Political Candidate to Name One Current Democratic Senator

Who: Delaware Republican Senate nominee Christine O’Donnell When: October 20 on a debate hosted by tv station WHYY What:  Was asked to name which Democrats she’d work with if elected.   After long pause, said Hillary Clinton.  Then realized Clinton no … Continue reading

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