Dreadful music joke of the day: Bono and the Edge walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Oh no, not you two!”
Dreadful philosophical joke of the day: Descartes walks into a bar. “Want a beer?” asks the bartender. “I think not” replies Descartes … who then disappears.
Dreadful avant-garde joke of the day:
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: A fish.
Dreadful science joke of the day: The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.