Fascinating police blotter items: What NOT to name your cat

police blotter cat help

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Attack of the inadvertently ironic headline

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Truly great moments in thoughtful customer service

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Great moments in nightly news

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from the Unappetizing Cookbook Collection

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Someone needs to check out the dictionary.

library misspelling

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from the Dubious Products Division — because haven’t you always wanted a product that would steam both your face AND your vajayjay? (Perhaps not …)

mugwort

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Global warming alert!

hot weather tuesday

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from the Lamentable but Unavoidable Double Entendre Department

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O de sophomoric thought that comes to mind …

o de cock

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from the Easily Misconstrued Headline Bureau

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A truly gripping chart from the Vintage Vault

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Truly irritating celebrity quote of the day

from the Shut Up, Already Department:  “I don’t like walking around with people thinking I’m doing uncool shit, because there’s nothing I’m doing that’s uncool” – Kanye West

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Great moments in mathematical calculation

half price sale

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Cat-ostrophic police blotter items

police blotter suspicious kitten

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Couples who shouldn’t hyphenate their names

wedding announcement golden showers

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Not quite what the designer had in mind …

great grapes typeface

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When criminals choose clearly brilliant disguises

Robbing a convenience store and need a great disguise?  How about … a clear plastic bag like this brainac from Bellville, Illinois?

 

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Bureaucracy in action

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Goodwill gestures we’d rather avoid

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Freudian slip alert

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Restaurants that give new meaning to the concept of a “kiddie menu”

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from the Decade of Impeccable Taste

Glitterball head boy

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A product for non-narcissists from the Close but No Cigar department

okay shampoo knockoff

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That’s one (bad) way to promote your newspaper

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