from the Easily Misconstrued Headline Bureau

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A truly gripping chart from the Vintage Vault

donuts

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Truly irritating celebrity quote of the day

from the Shut Up, Already Department:  “I don’t like walking around with people thinking I’m doing uncool shit, because there’s nothing I’m doing that’s uncool” – Kanye West

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Great moments in mathematical calculation

half price sale

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Cat-ostrophic police blotter items

police blotter suspicious kitten

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Couples who shouldn’t hyphenate their names

wedding announcement golden showers

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Not quite what the designer had in mind …

great grapes typeface

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When criminals choose clearly brilliant disguises

Robbing a convenience store and need a great disguise?  How about … a clear plastic bag like this brainac from Bellville, Illinois?

 

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Bureaucracy in action

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Goodwill gestures we’d rather avoid

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Freudian slip alert

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Restaurants that give new meaning to the concept of a “kiddie menu”

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from the Decade of Impeccable Taste

Glitterball head boy

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A product for non-narcissists from the Close but No Cigar department

okay shampoo knockoff

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That’s one (bad) way to promote your newspaper

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Because you know you’ve always wanted a notebook that would make you cry when you write in it, right? (Well, maybe not …)

From Japan, natch …

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I always had my doubts about that Elmo …

sesame street

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When foreign brand names just don’t translate that well …

cemen dip

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from the Inadvertently Ironic Photo Bureau

ironic pregnant smoker jackhammers

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It’ll make their wedding album all the more unique …

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Truly shitty moments in live tv

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You know, there is something about his eyes that tips you off …

sex offender dog

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Haute couture from the Close but No Cigar Department

armani knockoff

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Brand names from hell

urinal hot drink

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Irony alert

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