Move over election news, here’s a REAL breaking news story …

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Nah, they’re not taking holiday promotional products too far …

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Octopoid emergency awareness and you

Don’t remember how many legs an octopus has? Who you gonna call? 911 of course! Just like this guy in Ohio did …

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Spurious spelling of the day: Well, at least they spelled “KKK” right …

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Ordinal numbering problems or, Happy 3th!

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Brilliant graffiti of the day

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from the Regrettable Food division: Umm, I’ll pass, thanks.

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from the Close but No Cigar department

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from the Easily Misconstrued Headline department

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Brilliant graffiti of the day: or why it doesn’t pay to try to be uplifting in this cruel world

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Yes, the price is, clearly, laughable …

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How punctuation (or the lack thereof) changes the meaning of things

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Irony alert … but, wait, shouldn’t that be “tean”?

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You can buy ANYTHING on line! (And I can’t, er, bear it …)

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Break out the teeny tiny violins …

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How the proofreader lost his job

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Another example of a kid who will go far, better known as the Smartass Department

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A rather awkward pet picture from the Rather Unfortunate Photos bureau

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from the Rather Dubious Restaurant Names file

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Great moments in art restoration

Bet you can’t tell whose head isn’t the original!  (Hint: It’s not the Virgin Mary.)  Yes, a local artist decided to “help” an Ontario church by crafting a new head for the missing Jesus head on this marble statue.   The results are controversial, to say the least …

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Problematic pronouns: Excessively helpful deli workers

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Deep thoughts from the Kids Who Will Go Far department

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When multiple choice answers don’t quite work …

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Philosophical graffiti of the day

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A rather dubious billboard layout

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