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Dreadful avant-garde joke of the day:
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: A fish.
Dreadful science joke of the day: The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.
Why criminals need a dress code … Via NBC:
A Florida man may be questioning his wardrobe choice after being arrested for meth- amphetamine and marijuana possession while wearing a T-shirt reading: “Who needs drugs. No, seriously, I have drugs.”
John Balmer, 50, was arrested at a Kmart department store in Hudson, Florida on Tuesday, according to the Pasco County Sherriff’s Office, who posted a photo of Balmer wearing the shirt on its Facebook page.
Balmer has been charged with one count of possession of methamphetamine and another count of possession of marijuana not more than 20 grams, authorities said.