The Stupidest Meat Product That We’d Rather Not Have

Goat penis:  It’s what’s for dinner?  Nah.  Won’t catch on …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Stupidest of the Stupidest Rather Unfortunate Juxtapostion Moments

When ironic, inappropriate, lamentable, and otherwise unfortunate juxpositions attack newspapers, billboards, and other things: A collection from the Rather Unfortunate Juxtaposition department.

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The Stupidest Sympathy Card Placement, Decidedly Unsympathetic

Yet another from the Rather Unfortunate Juxtaposition Department:

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The Stupidest Not Exactly Stellar Combo of Headline and Photo

Uh oh.  (And the poor guy below had to be carrying a camera with a zoom lens, huh?)

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The Stupidest Educational Film Warning About Syphillis, Defense-Department-Style

Trust the Defense Department to come up with a truly novel way to warn people against the dangers of venereal disease.  Here’s the (taxpayer-funded, of course) cartoon starring . . . Count Spirochete!  (He hangs in out your penis!  He goes into a woman’s vagina!  He’s bad!)

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The Stupidest yet Fascinating Extremely Vital Robotics Invention — also Involving Drinks

Yes, it’s the very important robotics breakthrough we’ve been waiting for … the Robot Bartender!  (Just developed by the Search-based Planning Laboratory at Carnegie Mellon University’s Robotics Institute)

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The Stupidest and (we hope) Least Necessary Fish-Feeding Warning Sign

Frankly, we think you should just keep that private tucked away, thank you very much …

 

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The Stupidest and Quite Disquieting Bus Sign

from the Rather Unfortunate Public Service Ads Department:

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The Stupidest Excessive Customer Service Sign

This is taking hands-on customer service a bit far.

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a Very Peculiar Kiddie Song Sung by the Very Peculiar Entertainer Tiny Tim: from the Very Peculiar Music Video Archives

For absolutely no reason whatsoever, we present … Tiny Tim in all his (very peculiar) glory!

 

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The Stupidest Theme Park Concept That Seems a Bit … Off

Not quite where you might want to take the kiddies …

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The Stupidest Interesting Alternatives Sign

So many choices, so full a bladder …

 

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The Stupidest Yet Thrilling and Exciting Sporting Event (involving noses and peas) Video

Fresh from 1969 and imported from over the pond,  we present the ever-exciting… Pea-Pushing Derby!  Yes, there will always be an England …

 

 

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The Stupidest Front Page Sticker Juxtaposition, Bottoming Out

Just too perfect.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Stupidest Not-Too-Spiritual-Sounding Place of Prayer

Perhaps they should rethink the name here …

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The Stupidest Not-Great Free Offering

Such a fab way to draw in customers.

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The Stupidest Mr. Spock as Glamour Gal Renditions

Talk about boldly going where no man (well, few men) have gone before   …  You’ve got to see these to believe it.

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The Stupidest (and Most Useless) Demonstrated Hypnotic Power of Animals of a Lepus Kind

We do not get this.  But it is quite weird …

 

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The Stupidest, Possibly Too Exclusive Restaurant Slogan

Can we assume this is a great place to sheik your booty?

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The Stupidest Freudian Slips, Double Entendres, and “Can I Rephrase That” Moments on Newscasts

A wonderfully ridiculous compilation of embarrassing “oops” moments on the news.

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The Stupidest Not-Very-Action-Packed Frog on Bench Video: Perfect Earth Week Viewing!

Your basic frog just hanging out by sitting like a human on a bench.

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The Worst Bus Sign Placement, Exhaust Pipe Problems and

Who’s making our neighborhood safer?  Well, we’re not convinced about Constable Bob there …

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The Stupidest and Quite Unappetizing Turn of a Phrase

This adds new meaning to the phrase “Hitting the sauce.”

(thanks to Alan Allegra)

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The 10 Stupidest Things Said About The Environment

Global warming, dinosaur farts, too much clean air and fish-human relations.  It’s all here — just in time for Earth Week.

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The Stupidest Mid-Air Bath from the Very Peculiar Vintage Newsreel Department

It’s 1931 and a man fulfills his lifelong dream. You know, that typical one: to take a bath while tub is suspended from a hot air balloon in flight. (!)

 

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