Goat penis: It’s what’s for dinner? Nah. Won’t catch on …
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Trust the Defense Department to come up with a truly novel way to warn people against the dangers of venereal disease. Here’s the (taxpayer-funded, of course) cartoon starring . . . Count Spirochete! (He hangs in out your penis! He goes into a woman’s vagina! He’s bad!)
Yes, it’s the very important robotics breakthrough we’ve been waiting for … the Robot Bartender! (Just developed by the Search-based Planning Laboratory at Carnegie Mellon University’s Robotics Institute)
Fresh from 1969 and imported from over the pond, we present the ever-exciting… Pea-Pushing Derby! Yes, there will always be an England …
Talk about boldly going where no man (well, few men) have gone before … You’ve got to see these to believe it.
Global warming, dinosaur farts, too much clean air and fish-human relations. It’s all here — just in time for Earth Week.
It’s 1931 and a man fulfills his lifelong dream. You know, that typical one: to take a bath while tub is suspended from a hot air balloon in flight. (!)