The 10 Stupidest Reasons Donald Trump Should Run for President

So Donald Trump may be planning a run for the presidency . . .  Why, we began thinking, would he make a good president?  (Aside from the highly telegenic hair, that is.)

Here, in his own words, is proof positive that Trump is clearly presidential material:

  • He‛s great with numbers!
    “I’ll tell you, it’s Big Business.  If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.  Or two words – Big Business.”
  • He‛s diplomatic!
    “She really has become a monster….I mean monster in the most positive way.” (speaking about his then-pregnant wife Melania on the Howard Stern Show)
  • He‛s able to grasp of highly complicated subjects!
    “It’s a lot better to side with a winner than a loser.”
  • He‛s got his priorities straight!
    “You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
  • He ‛s intellectual!
    “Deals work best when each side gets something it wants from the other.”
  • He thinks deeply about the important things in life!
    “The worst thing a man can do is go bald.  Never let yourself go bald.”
  • He‛s very eloquent!
    “You know, the one thing I sorta liked was what they were saying about Iran. I believe you have to go in and strike Iran — not with soldiers. You know, it’s not a world of soldiers anymore. It’s a world of air. It’s a world of different kinds of, you know, we’ve changed.”
    (on a speech by President George W. Bush)
  • He‛s painfully honest!
    “Bankruptcy?  I don’t think it’s a failure. It’s a success.”
    (when Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts filed for bankruptcy protection after accruing $1.8 billion in debt)
  • He‛s selfless and cares about others!
    “I’m not a schmuck.  Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won’t lose a penny.”
  • And, like we said before, he‛s diplomatic!
    “Do you mind if I sit back a little?  Because your breath is very bad.”
    (to Larry King while appearing on King’s radio show)
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4 Responses to The 10 Stupidest Reasons Donald Trump Should Run for President

  1. Android says:

    Trump is the only one with enough audacity to come out and face sensitive issues. Trump loves debate, and he loves winning debate, because winning debates and staying on top is what Trump does for a living – naturally. I know if he became president he is going to tell it like it is from the podium and none of this go hide behind congress BS we get from every president. Not to mention the American economy can only get better if it plays a trump card – and how overdue the US is for a TRUMP card!!! So if Trump wants to get real on the ballot, I am voting for him. Its not a joke anymore because the US is in deep financial debt and Trump is the only one who understands this and knows how to climb out of the hole. The only ones who will hate Trump are the other country leaders who will be jealous of the US moving forward with financial stability and prosperity. I think its time we stop wiping everyone elses butts and lay the smack down with the trump card ballot. Enough said.

    • The only thing that bothers me about voting for Trump is he has so much in common with Obama. They are like Political idiots on opposite sides of the political spectrum. They are both arogant asses, whom both believe they are correct. One without business experience, the other with. Sorry, I believe one would be just as damaging to our Nation as the other has already been. The damage already done by Obama should be a lesson to NOT elect another politcal idiot on a mission to destroy everything AMERICAN ! ! ! !

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  3. Yuck.. I hate the Trumps..

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