Stupidest Moments in Political Rhetoric, Garbled History Division

Listen, my children, and you shall hear Sarah Palin on tour in Massachusetts, home to the earliest patriots, as in, remember him?  Paul Revere:  Apparently Ms. Palin doesn’t . . .

“He who warned uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.”