Alien: It should interest you to know that I have
visited hundreds of other worlds and your earth seems most suitable.
Submarine Commander: Swell!
– bug-eyed alien and Earth fellow having a conversation, in Atomic Submarine,
1959
Moon Maiden: Do you have rock creatures on Earth?
Teenage Astronaut: No. And if I was out with a pretty girl on Earth, I
wouldn't be talking about them either.
– love-struck space duo, in Missile To the Moon, 1958
Earthman (in a very bad spacesuit, talking to a nude moon woman): Hello.
I saw you on the throne before. You must be the queen. I’ve brought something for
you. On earth we call this candy.
[gives her some candy in wax paper. She spits out the candy and eats the wrapper.]
Earthman: Ha, ha – ha, ha ho, ho – you’re not supposed to
eat the paper.
– from Nude on the Moon, 1961
Can we talk this over? It looks like you're going to sing White Christmas ...You've
broken my mind!
– Christopher Walken as novelist and alien abductee popularizer Whitley Strieber,
talking to bug-eyed aliens, in Communion, 1989
Billy: Who are you?
Kimar: We're from Mars. Don't be afraid, we have children just like you on
Mars.
Betty: What are those funny things sticking out of your head?
Kimar: Those are our antennae.
Betty: Are you a television set?
– Earth children meet the Martians, in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, 1964
Eros the Alien: Your scientists stumbled upon the atom bomb – split
the atom! Then the hydrogen bomb, where you actually explode the air itself. Now you bring
the total destruction of the entire universe, served by our sun. The only explosion left
is the solaronite.
Fighter Pilot: So what if we do develop this solaronite bomb -- we'd be
even a stronger nation than now!
Eros the Alien: Stronger? You see! You see! Your stupid minds! Stupid!
Stupid!
Fighter Pilot: That's all I'm taking from you! (He punches the
Alien.)
– Dudley Manlove (the Alien) and Gregory Walcott (the Pilot), in Plan 9 from Outer
Space, 1959
Wow! That's the first time a salad's ever tossed me!
– American G.I. (Bob Ball) after a fight with an alien giant carrot in Invasion of
the Star Creatures, 1965
Twenty-six million miles from Earth and the dolls are just the same.
– The flight crew discussing the women on Venus in Queen of Outer Space, 1958
1st Astronaut: Why, it's a woman!
2nd Astronaut: You can say that again -- with all the necessary
ingredients!
– Two astonished astronauts meeting a woman on the 13th moon of Jupiter, in Fire
Maidens from Outer Space, 1956
Col. Edwards: Why is it so important that you want to contact the
governments of our earth?
Eros the Alien: Because of death. Because all of you of Earth are
idiots!
Fighter Pilot: Now you just hold on, buster!
– Tom Keene (the Colonel), Dudley Manlove (the Alien) and Gregory Walcott (the
Pilot), in Plan 9 from Outer Space, 1959
