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THE TOP TEN STUPIDEST DEAD PEOPLE MOVIE MOMENTS
(from the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, by Ross & Kathryn Petras)

10. "Those dead people sure are smart!" – man trying to escape from zombies, when he discovers that the zombies have taken the distributor cap out of the escape vehicle, in Dead Pit, 1989

9. "Then, one morning...Jack was dead, dead inside me, dead in bed. That must have been when I started to smell bad." – Helena Kallianiotes as a demented mining town madam, mourning her lost love, in Eureka, 1981

8. "It's getting so it ain't even safe to be dead!" – worried grave digger observing the bomb-cratered graveyard, in Return of the Vampire, 1943

7. "Mr. Pleyel's been murdered! Get a doctor! Quickly!" – the dead man's secretary, in Phantom of the Opera, 1943

6. "It's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool." –  biker boy Harley Davidson (Mickey Rourke), in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, 1991

5. "The dead look so terribly dead when they're dead." – earnest young hero, Tyrone Power, in The Razor's Edge, 1946

4. "I know he's returned from the dead, but do you really think he's moved back in?" – detective questioning a psychic about the undead sicko they're trying to deal with, in The First Power, 1990

3. Boy: "She got lost in the pyramids. The mummy will have her for supper!"
Girl: "Oh, the poor kid!"
– Boy reporting his girlfriend is lost in the Mexican hinterlands in Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy (1964)

2.  Brian: "You sucked out her brains?"
Aylmer: "Yeah, right through her mouth."
Brian: "Is she dead?"
Brain Damage (1987)

1. "If we wake up dead, we'll know who to blame!" – Queen Nyla (Jennifer DeLora) to a companion who wants to rest before going on with a dangerous journey, in Robot Holocaust, 1986

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