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from the Stupidest High Standards in Rhetoric Bureau
We can always count on Donald Trump to class up any debate. tmz
The Stupidest Rather Incriminating Headline, Family Relations division
From the “It’s all in how you read it, of course . . . ” department, we submit the following, proof that it’s vital to be VERY careful when you write a headline: testy copy editors
The Stupidest Example Given to Prove One Isn’t Racist
via Think Progress — Donald Trump on Fox & Friends explains why it’s clear he’s no racist: “Well, you know, when it comes to racism and racists, I am the least racist person there is. And I think most people … Continue reading
The Stupidest Golf-Same-Sex-Marriage Analogy, Mind-Boggling
There’s nothing like a good analogy to get your point across in an enlightening way. Of course, there are analogies and there are analogies . . . which is to say that sometimes they don’t work out quite right. Viz. … Continue reading
Less-than-Stirring and, Indeed, Rather Stupid Political Rhetoric (from the Donald Trump division)
Let us listen in on a modern-day Benjamin Disraeli or Winston Churchill. Yes, we speak (of course) of Donald Trump. Herewith some of his comments in a speech he gave last night in Las Vegas. First, he eloquently comments on … Continue reading
The Stupidest Way To Win the African-American Vote
Donald Trump proves he’s a broadminded non-racist: “I know many Obama supporters. I have a great relationship with the blacks . . . I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.” We don’t know what “the blacks” think of … Continue reading
The Stupidest Diplomatic Definition from Donald (Trump)
During a CNBC interview, Donald Trump helpfully defined what a diplomat is. Then, just in case there was any doubt about it, he explained it. Helpfully. You know what a diplomat is? That’s a person that studies to be nice. … Continue reading
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The 10 Stupidest Reasons Donald Trump Should Run for President
So Donald Trump may be planning a run for the presidency . . . Why, we began thinking, would he make a good president? (Aside from the highly telegenic hair, that is.) Here, in his own words, is proof positive … Continue reading
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