The 10 Stupidest Celebrities-Acting-Intellectual Quotes

No wonder we listen to everything celebrities say.  They’re just so gosh darn ding-dong heckuma doodle intellectual.

And here’s the proof:

  • They think about things like reincarnation!

I WON’T GO INTO A BIG SPIEL ABOUT REINCARNATION, BUT THE FIRST TIME I WAS IN THE GUCCI STORE IN CHICAGO WAS THE CLOSEST I’VE EVER FELT TO HOME. – singer Kanye West, in a tweet

q: Why do you think you’ve been reincarnated?
Blues singer Lee Ryan:  Every time I eat chicken I eat it with my hands… like they did in the olden days.

  • They‛re existential as all get out!

I feel my best when I’m happy. – actress Winona Ryder

When I get lonely, I want to be alone.  I like to indulge in my loneliness so I can figure out that I’m not really lonely. – actress Alicia Silverstone

  • They think about the meaning of life!

Life is what it is. I don’t think we have any idea what the future holds for us. – actress Jennifer Aniston

Relationships are difficult.  It’s life.  You love life, so you fight.  You fight because you love.  Otherwise you wouldn’t fight.  You work.  You don’t want to die.  Why life is a fight, I don’t know, but gosh! it is.  – actress Sophie Marceau

  • They prognosticate!

I have this wacky theory about the end of civilization, that people will trade up and trade up and trade up until they’re too old to have kids. And the world will come to an end. – actor Orlando Bloom

  • They ask super-esoteric questions!

What would happen if you melted?  You know, you never really hear this talked about that much, but spontaneous combustion?  It exists!……[People] burn from within….Sometimes they’ll be in a wooden chair and the chair won’t burn, but there’ll be nothing left of the person.  Except sometimes the teeth.  Or the heart.  No one speaks about this  –  but it’s for real. – actor Keanu Reeves

  • They‛re incredibly self-actualized!

The man for me is now the cherry on the pie, but I’m the pie and my pie is good all by itself, even if I don’t have a cherry.  – actress Halle Berry

You can expect Bobby to be Bobby.  If Bobby ain’t Bobby, then Bobby just can’t be Bobby. – singer Bobby Brown