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The Stupidest “Let Me Be Pretentious Yet Sound Like an Idiot When Talking About Baseball. And Pearls” Reportage by a Singer

Oh Lady Gaga.  Oh my my.  Oh my.  (There’s really nothing else to say …) deadspin

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The Stupidest Lady Gaga DVD Label, A Bit Rude (Not To Mention Porcine)

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, of course, but we prefer to remain silent as to the veracity of this particular label. anorak

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from the Put a Sock In It Department, Annoying Celebrity Division

Lady Gaga proves yet again that there is such a thing as trying a mite too hard to sound ostensibly creative/eccentric/what-have-you.  (Note:  by “a mite” we mean “a vomitous amount.”) “I often feel like my shoes are the only part … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Heelless Cleated Platform Shoes of the Month

When Lady Gaga fell down in a London airport wearing super-high heelless platforms, didn’t you think, “Geez, what I’d give to have shoes that make me fall like that as well”? You didn’t?  Well, then you don’t have to worry … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Celebrity-Speak of the Day

“I promise you, I’ll never let you down. And not for nothing — the album’s finished and it’s fucking really good. So whatever this is, whatever you just did for all of us… I promise to give you the greatest … Continue reading

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The Stupidest (and Smoothest) Way to Ensure Musical Creativity

How, you may ask, would one go about really, really enhancing one’s musical creativity?  (You may not ask, but we’re going to answer anyway.)  By wearing silk underwear, of course.  Duh! This is what Lady Gaga is reportedly doing.  According … Continue reading

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The Stupidest (and not terribly tasteful) Fashion Choice of the Week, Entertainer Division

The date:  September 14th. The person:  Lady Gaga. The place:  JFK airport. The clothes:  . . . oh, forget it.  (And let’s not even mention the shoes . . . ) Jezebel

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The Stupidest Explanation for Wearing Meat That We’ve Seen Recently

Lady Gaga — who wore a dress made out of meat (deftly accessorized with a meat hat, meat shoes, and a meat purse, natch) when she accepted the Video of the Year award at the MTV VMAs — gave the … Continue reading

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