The 9 Stupidest (and Not-Terribly-Appetizing) Restaurant Names With Inadvertent References To Bodily Emissions (plus 1 Organ)

Maybe it’s us, but when we think of good restaurant names, we don’t think of those that relate to the eventual . . . output, so to speak, the, er,  end product, let’s say, of the food we’re about to consume or, for that matter, any other thing that comes out of the human body.

Sadly, though, some restaurant names are clearly lost in translation — and conjure up images that are less than appetizing.  Herewith, 9 of the best (which is to say stupidest) restaurant names that refer to bodily emissions.  Plus, just because we liked it so much, one human-organ-named cafe.