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The Top 10 Stupidest Examples of Celebrities Sharing Their Vast Knowledge

In which we learn about everything from why the ocean is salty to what is smegma from a handful of celebrities. Prepare to be informed. To a degree.

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The Stupidest Things Ever Said Awards for 2011

And the 2011 winners of the Stupidest Things Ever Said Awards are . . . The Stupidest and Extraordinarily Insightful Art Commentary of 2011 “I liked the statue of David.  He was hot, and his wiener’s out, and he has … Continue reading

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5 of the Top 10 Stupidest Examples of Celebrities Sharing Their Vast Knowledge

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The Stupidest Oceanographic Rumination, Saline Explanation Subsection

Lest you think Snooki is merely an art aficionado, we submit the following evidence that she is also of a scientific bent.  Here she offers her impression of the beach and, with it, a fascinating and, indeed, groundbreaking theory as … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Assessment of Great Sculptures, Snooki and

We turn now to art critic Snooki of Jersey Shore fame for the definitive word on Michelangelo’s David: “I liked the statue of David.  He was hot, and his wiener’s out, and he has a nice butt.” We don’t know … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Insights about Europe, Celebrity-Style

Thinking about traveling to Europe while it’s still summer?  You may want to rethink.  Let us turn to two intrepid travelers to get their fascinating insights: 1)  Lisa Welchel (perhaps best known as Blair on The Facts of Life) tells … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Excerpts from Truly Stupendous Literature, Snooki-Style

Brace yourselves.  A Shore Thing, the novel that Snooki “wrote” is coming out tomorrow — and already excerpts of her compelling prose have been released. (We’re sure you will note the inevitable comparisons with other fine writers like Faulkner, Tolstoy, … Continue reading

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THE 2010 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID AWARDS ANNOUNCED!!

President Barack Obama, Snooki, Sen. Minority Leader John Boehner, BP ceo Tony Hayward, and costume jewelry designer Kenneth Jay Lane make the list of the Stupidest Things Ever Said in 2010 winners. The Stupidest Things Ever Said awards – selected … Continue reading

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The 10 Stupidest Reasons Snooki Will Make a Wonderful Author

So Snooki of Jersey Shore fame has just signed a book contract — and is, yes, writing a novel.  We want to address the naysayers who feel she isn’t quite in the Tolstoy club.  Nonsense, say we.  Snooki is highly … Continue reading

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