The Stupidest Alien Conspiracy Theory Concerning Reptiles, Kris Kristofferson, Queen Elizabeth and Others

These have not been stellar times for the world.  Economic troubles, hurricanes and other natural disasters . . .   Did you ever wonder WHY things aren’t going as well as we’d like?

It’s actually very simple:  We on Earth are all  being controlled by alien reptilian humanoids – reptiles like George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, Kris Kristofferson, and Boxcar Willie.

Want proof? According to distinguished author David Vaughan Icke and his books, including the seminal early classic The Biggest Secret (1999), all you have to do is take a look around and see reptilian motifs everywhere –like on the Rockefeller Center statutes and ancient Egyptian pyramids. 

His book has been called the conspiracy theorist’s Rosetta Stone and it’s very convincing.  It all goes back to ancient Egyptian times and we’re terrified.  Take a look at all those controller reptilians!

In Icke’s own words:  “Crazy?   There are many who will dub me a ‘nut’ for what I have written in this book.  My reply is this:  Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.

And, you know, we couldn’t have put it better.

Which brings us to yet another “the reptiles are here” theorist:  one Colleen Thomas.  A former home health administrator, she is now a physicist who apparently still does home health work.  But no matter.  Most importantly, she is the matriarch of the good aliens who are here to help humans against the reptilians.  (Phew.  We’re not alone!)

In her zeal to help us, she has her own YouTube channel, where you can view many helpful videos.  Many.  All helpful.

Take THAT, Kris Kristofferson, Queen Elizabeth, former President Bush and Boxcar Willie!

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One Response to The Stupidest Alien Conspiracy Theory Concerning Reptiles, Kris Kristofferson, Queen Elizabeth and Others

  1. Mary S. says:

    I think the one about Al Gore being addicted to blood has to take the cake.

    The runner up: the alien space reptilian thing is so ridiculous that I am shocked that some people actually really believe it.

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