Seems that one Deltona, Florida woman, Cynthia Colston, really really hates short nails — to the extent that, when her manicurist made Colston’s nails shorter than she liked, she called 911. Not once, but FOUR times.
She was arrested for misuse of the emergency system, but had a novel defense ready: It was all her nails’ fault. She said that because her nails were too long (? but also too short?) she kept accidentally hitting 911.